Whatever I Want

Not stopping? Well then, first of all hands above your head princess. No touching until I say, are you listening?

Firstly I’m going to mark up every single part of that body of yours. Up and down the sides of your next, your collar bones, your upper arms, your stomach, your gorgeous thighs. Everywhere except where I know you want me, baby. You won’t be able to walk anywhere without someone knowing that you belong to me. Even if they take you home darling your body will give away everything.

I know your cute little nipples have been begging for attention, haven’t they. I know just how sensitive they are. You’d be whining and moaning if I licked over your nipples, took one into my mouth. What if I bit them baby? Good girls tell me what they want.

Oh, you want my attention a little lower? Your inner thighs, maybe? How about I kiss and nip all over them, leaving your panties on. I bet you would soak right through them. From here I could smell how turned on you are, just for me. Do you like when I treat you like a little doll? Tie you up, make you beg and quiver without even touching your most sensitive parts. I can see it in your eyes, princess. You want this even more than I do.

Let’s get rid of those panties shall we? Uh uh, don’t move those hands. You’ve been a good girl so far, let’s not let that hard work go to waste. Good, so well behaved. Good girls deserve rewards don’t they? What about the lightest flicks of my tongue against your clit, is that a good reward? No? Well move your legs a little wider and use your words baby, I need to hear you say it.

Let me flatten my tongue right up against you and drag it up your slit. Ooh, you react so well baby. I can see how much you’re trying to grind your hips down on my face. Alright, let’s try that one more time, but this time I’ll dip my tongue in your hole, taste those juices you’ve been saving for me. How long will it take for you to finish if I keep going like this, baby? The way you’re whining I think if I sped things up a little it wouldn’t be long at all. Let me taste you again, I can’t get enough.

1% How many people have you had sex with?

2% Can you remember the names of everyone you’ve slept with?

3% With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?

4% What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

5% What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?

6% Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

7% Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

8% Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?

9% If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?

10% Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11% How would you describe your sexuality using only adjectives (describing words–busy, fluffy, squishy, etc.)?

12% Have you ever been in a queer relationship?

13% Have you ever been in a straight relationship?

14% If you aren’t straight, how and when did you realise you weren’t?

15% Are you out to everyone you know?

16% Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?

17% If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?

18.% Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?

19% Describe your first queer kiss.

20% What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?

21% Are you happy with your body?

22% What’s the raddest part of your bod, and why?

23% What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?

24% Do you have stretch marks? Where?

25% Describe your nipples in too much detail.

26% Cut or uncut? For girls do you have a preference?

27% Longest dry streak after you lost your virginity?

28% Describe your size, Guys penis, girls breasts

29% Have you tasted your self? Did you like it?

30% Favorite body part on your preferred sex?

31% Describe your most unusual/taboo fantasy.

32% Do you fantasise more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?

33% Who’s the oddest person you’ve fantasised about?

34% Do you ever find yourself fantasising absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?

35% Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?

36% When you fantasise, does it usually lead to masturbation?

37% Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasising about someone else?

38% Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasise about?

39% Have you ever fantasised about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?

40% Describe your most sexy fantasy.

41% How do you feel about BDSM?

42% What’s your most unusual kink?

43% In an SM context, do you prefer giving pain, or receiving it?

44% Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?

45% Describe your most recent bondage experience.

46% In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone as “daddy,” “mommy,” or any similar term?

47% Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?

48% Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?

49% Do you have any kinks that you’re ashamed of?

50% How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?

51% Do you like squirting

52% Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?

53% Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?

54% Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.

55% How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?

56% Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?

57% Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?

58% Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?

59% What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?

60% Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?

61% Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?

62% What’s your favourite position in which to receive oral?

63% Describe your oral sex technique.

64% Do you find it easier to give oral to someone with the same genital configuration as you (eg., you both own vaginas/both own penises), or different?

65% Describe the worst oral sex you’ve ever received.

66% Describe the best oral sex you’ve ever received.

67% Do you ever simulate oral sex while masturbating (sucking on dildos etc.)?

68% How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?

69% Do you like 69ing?

70% Can you deep-throat?

71% Do you like it in the butt?

72% What’s the strangest object you’ve had in your butt?

73% Do you enjoy being rimmed?

74% Can you take a lot in your butt, or just a little?

75% Describe your most recent experience with buttsex.

76% Do you like doing stuff to other people’s butts?

77% (Prostate-owners) Have you ever received a prostate massage?

78% Do you own any buttplugs?

79% Have you ever had an embarrassing buttsex experience?

80% Have you ever pegged someone (ie., worn a strapon and fucked them in the butt)?

81% Do you have sex with music in the background

82% Have you ever had sex with more than one person?

83% Have you ever had an orgy? Would you?

84% Do you enjoy watching your partner(s) having sex with others?

85% Lights on or off?

86% Do you own any sex toys

87% Have you or would you ever do a gangbang?

88% Have you ever teamed up with someone and given a double blowjob/double cunnilingus?

89% Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?

90% Have you ever been ejaculated on by more than one person at the same time?

**BONUS DARES**

91% Post a selfie.

92% Post a naked selfie.

93% Tag your biggest tumblr crush.

94% Post your follower count.

95% Press ctrl-v, and post whatever comes up.

96% Tag your top five followers.

97% Post your most recent Facebook status here.

98% Post the last SMS you received.

99% Post the last SMS you sent.

♡hair pulling

♡having financial stability

♡choking

♡recycling

♡bondage

♡saving the bees

♡role playing

Go to sleep earlier (Listen to ambient music to fall asleep faster(or things like the Calm app)

Wake up earlier (Put your alarm far away from the bed so you have to get up and turn it off)

Don’t go on your phone first thing in the morning

Tell yourself that it’s going to be a good day

Stretch for 5 minutes

Make your bed

Drink a glass of water (Personally, I like to keep a litre of water in my room so i can have it as soon as I wake up)

Lay clothes out on the bed(Or, go one step further and set the clothes out at night)

Go shower or brush your teeth and wash your face if you shower at night

Put lotion on, put clothes on and apply makeup/do your hair as per normal

Watch a 5-10 minute motivational video (Youtube has Inspirational channels, Ted Talks etc)

Eat breakfast(Smaller bites, appreciate the taste), and drink more water and plan your day

Make your lunch

Now, if you have extra time you can look at your phone and scroll through social media a bi before you leave the house

Look for beauty around you, in the smiles of people, their fashion, flowers, architecture, interior decorating. Try to take in as much as you can.

Look up from your phone(Delete the apps you don’t need. Be honest about what apps waste your time)

Make it a goal to make someone’s day better, whether it’s by buying a homeless person a meal, or by smiling genuinely at someone. Brighten someone’s day.

If you have extra time, write a journal entry for the day. Write about what you noticed in the world, your goals, your feelings, what excites you etc. Write about your thoughts, let them flow through you.

Carry a book around with you and read it when you find yourself doing nothing.

Notice how much time you spend on your phone or laptop. Try to replace some time that you spend on silly things with educational things. (Read the news rather than scrolling through memes for an hour, read a motivational book rather than toxic tweets)

Learn.Learn.Learn. If you haven’t heard of something, ask what it is. Ask people to teach you how they do whatever it is they do. Don’t settle for no answer. Dig deeper. Learn.

When you learn something, try to see if you can explain it to someone else. If you can’t, try to learn a little more.

Be nicer to people. Ask them how they are, listen to their stories, learn who they are. You’d be surprised at all the interesting, educational stories that people all around you have.

Go outside every day. Enjoy nature.

Appreciate who you are and where your life is at. Appreciate that not everything happens perfectly or as planned.

Appreciate that you can learn anything if you put your mind to it,

Spread positive feelings.

Cut off anyone who threatens your positive vibes.