when you move, i move

“I know, as a teacher, I’m not supposed to say this but...I’m off the clock and this is my...” he paused momentarily, looking at the bottle of beer in his hand. “Fourth beer? Whatever! The point is, I don’t know which is worst; the dumbass students that are shocked by things they should have already known or the smartass students that try to correct me when I’m teaching.” Another pause, this time to stake a swig of his beer. “Basically, what I’m saying is, I can’t fucking wait for winter break.”