Tomat's cave

also you wanna know something that destroys me. when dahlia said that maya must've thrown herself into the eagle river and committed suicide after she claimed that maya was the one who killed misty fey. and phoenix's first reaction is complete and utter despair. it drives me so insane because he doesn't refute it at all. whereas when dahlia first claimed that maya killed misty his first reaction WAS to refute it instantly. of course maya would never kill anybody! and the question that comes is "well why wouldn't he refute it? surely he doesn't think maya would actually kill herself?" until you remember all the way back in turnabout goodbyes when maya said "i wish i hadn't woken up at all." to nobody but phoenix and then it's like. aw man. aw MAN

they got married btw

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

the worst thing about those fancy pears is that you think “there’s no way a pear could be worth that much” but if you actually make the mistake of tasting one you will be forced to confront the fact that what you thought was pleasure is but a shadow of a shadow and there is a world out there more real than real that your senses have been waiting for, where the colors are richer and the water is wetter and sleep is refreshing. and you’re not invited.

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I would have said clit if I was her

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?