I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say "you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man" and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite

Actually really sad about John Mulaney. Can't wait for the wave of people smugly implying that they always knew he was trash and anyone who liked him was stupid and/or bigoted as if he wasn't hugely popular and memed constantly on here.

Like it's okay to say you were wrong. Or that you are let down and disappointed because you were a fan. Like it doesn't make you morally corrupt for having liked someone who ended up acting shitty...

Why is this brand new like he didn’t cheat on his wife?

I have been staring at these for a solid ten minutes how are they so beautiful wtf