The Joker but instead of Joaquin Phoenix itâs Norm MacDonald
He goes on Murray Franklinâs show but is only mildly annoyed with him so instead of bringing a gun he just tells a 20-minute long joke about Hitlerâs dog.Â

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The Joker but instead of Joaquin Phoenix itâs Norm MacDonald
He goes on Murray Franklinâs show but is only mildly annoyed with him so instead of bringing a gun he just tells a 20-minute long joke about Hitlerâs dog.Â

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Iâm playing through Metal Gear Rising again and itâs just now really hitting me how effective the gameâs aesthetics and naming conventions are. Even without bringing up the plot you can look at the logos and names of the gameâs rival PMCs and derive everything you need to know about them in terms of how theyâll conflict. Look at the logos. Look at how simple and clean Maverickâs looks compared to the complexity of Desperadoâs. Think about how the word âsecurity consultingâ makes you feel and about how the word âenforcementâ makes you feel.Â
Just the names are enough. We have Maverick Security Consulting Inc. and then we have Desperado Enforcement LLC. There are no wasted words here. Thereâs no fluff, thereâs no distractions. Every single thing about how these two corporations are named reflects on how they are portrayed in the game. Itâs perfect to me.Â
Metal Gear Rising is a game about a maverick versus a band of desperadoes. Whatâs a maverick? Letâs look at the wordâs etymology for a second. The name comes from Samuel Maverick. Samuel Maverick was a Texas rancher and a signer of the Texas Declaration of Independence. His name, however, entered the English language because he refused to brand his cattle. This was seen as extremely eccentric. Samuel professed that he didnât want to brand his cattle because he didnât want to inflict pain on them. Rival ranchers, however, sometimes accused him of only saying that so he could collect unbranded cattle by automatically saying that they must be his (the inverse could also be true, however, as other ranchers could simply take Maverickâs cattle and brand them for themselves).Â
This all sounds a lot like Raiden to me. Samuel Maverick gained a reputation as a stubborn, independently-minded person. A maverick is an unorthodox freethinker and the word is usually used in a positive connotation. Both Raiden and Samuel Maverick claim they donât want to inflict harm and are accused by others of something darker. Raiden wants his sword to be a âtool of justiceâ and he wants to âprotect the weakâ, all while working for a PMC in a world in which theyâre generally seen as simply opportunistic warmongers. Raiden fits the term âmaverickâ to an absolute tee, as do the other members of MSC.Â
Thereâs another part to this though. âMaverickâ not only came to mean and independently-minded person, but also to the rancherâs unbranded calves themselves. Raiden, in an allegorical sense, can be seen as an âunbranded calfâ at the beginning of the game in comparison to, say, Jetstream Sam. The reason for Raidenâs defeat at the beginning of the game wasnât simply a lack of a more advanced cyborg body, it was because of his lack of worldly experience and his lack of certainty and conviction in comparison to Sam. Sam, no surprise, also fits the term âMaverickâ in certain ways. Heâs definitely an independent-thinker and he has a powerful influence over Raiden partly because of that.Â
Anyway, in opposition to this we have the word âdesperadoâ. Whatâs a desperado? Itâs sometimes used as a catch-all term for a bandit or a criminal but looking deeper into its etymology you can see how it truly describes the gameâs antagonists. The word desperado, in its original usage, means a person who is driven to do reckless things because of despair. From overwhelming despair, a desperado commits dangerous acts. I donât want to talk about every single member of Desperado so let me just bring up Mistral, a character who was driven to vengeance by the death of her family and then turned to life as a hired killer upon finding that she was both talented at it and had become hardened to its gruesomeness. Sheâs a desperado.Â
The words maverick and desperado perfectly encapsulate the core of the gameâs struggle. Both mavericks are desperadoes are driven to do extreme, unorthodox, independently-minded things. The difference lies in their motivations, in what theyâre fighting for. A maverick is a person who refuses to brand their cattle because they donât want to inflict harm. A desperado is a person so overcome with despair that they are driven to recklessness and destruction. Thereâs the gameâs conflict.Â
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Try dipping pizza in applesauce. Talk about yum.
There was a time in my life when I wouldnât consider trying this at all but Iâve become weak and I might just take the plunge here.Â
Iâm never gonna make fun of odd food preferences again because I tried honey on pizza and Iâm enjoying it like the disappointment I am.Â

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So at work theyâve started this thing where theyâre gonna reward the employees with free food for going certain amounts of time without an accident. So the first milestone was free cookies if we could all somehow manage to go an entire seven days without one of us getting hurt and not being able to hide it from management.Â
So we make the week and get free cookies. But then, the next day, someone gets hurt. But rather than having to wait three weeks to get a nacho bar they just decide to reset the counter. So a week after this injury we get free cookies again.Â
Then, a day or two after that, someone else got hurt again. So now weâve gotten free cookies for three weeks in a row because we keep running into corners and dropping things and running each other over every single week.Â
My boss, for some reason, does not seem to understand how incentive works. It now feels like weâre being rewarded with cookies every single week that we have an injury. The moment we stop getting hurt every week is the moment we stop getting cookies every week.Â
I believe my employer is using cookies as an incentive to get us to injure ourselves as part of some kind of insurance scam.Â
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Finally getting back into some fantasy art!
I really, really like those 8ball levels in the new Splatoon expansion but I also like to dip my fries in mayo so take from that what you will.
I haTE BOYS who can SING Iâm TRYING TO AVOID FALLING IN LOVEÂ HERE and YOU ARE MESSING EVERYTHING UP FOR ME

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i literally canât stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time
Lmfao
okay everything about this video is absolute gold:
the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time
the music
âletâs discuss the contradictionâ
the overuse of the word âcameraâ
the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy
âyoure consciously making a conscious choiceâ
the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.
âYOURE BREAKING THE CAMERAâ as the video abruptly ends
I prefer King of the Hill in its original Japanese.
twilight but edward cullen is played by glenn howerton
Do you ever consider the ethical implications of making something like this before u hit that post button
@miniwrecks i hate u for making me do this
Rest in peace, Bruno Sammartino [October 6th, 1935 - April 18th, 2018]
WWE.com posted the alarming news that former WWWF Heavyweight Champion Bruno Sammartino has passed away at the age of 82.Â
A survivor of the Nazi invasions of Italy in the 1940s, Sammartino moved to the United States with his mother and father in 1950. Sammartino set a world record in 1959 by bench-pressing 565 pounds and was brought into the world of professional wrestling by Vincent J. McMahon. On May 17, 1963, Sammartino defeated Buddy Rogers in just 48 seconds to become the second ever WWWF Champion in front of nearly 20,000 fans at Madison Square Garden. For nearly 8 years, Sammartino reigned as the champion, withstanding wars against the likes of Gorilla Monsoon, Killer Kowalski, and George âThe Animalâ Steele.
Bruno Sammartino was inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame in 2013.

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Brendon Small - âOn My Wayâ
First track released from Dethklok creator Brendon Smallâs solo album.
Sometimes I can pinpoint the exact moment when I started loving something. Go listen to Mastodonâs Leviathan. Get to âMegalodonâ. About a minute and twenty seconds into that song I laughed. I laughed like a maniac. It was like a joke. Not a bad joke, but a good, well-executed, smart funny joke. The second that happened to me I had a new favorite metal band.Â