one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

*puts on makeup to do nothing*

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

look if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you & God tbh

majestic

he died

#SHE IS NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR THE GENERAL AREA OF FUCKING AROUND GODDAMN

Hello Queen of Genovia

i read an article once that tried to “analyze” why so many people hate anne hathaway. i think the reason is because she’s a woman who sticks up for herself and stands up against sexism

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back