Maximillien Robespierre

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robespierre: hi i'm evil sad mean robespierre saint just: and i'm defendless tender saint just both of them: and we hate collot because he's way better than us poor innocent man called collot, eavesdropping: duhhhh i did know that! you dummies... robespierre: you see saint just, i have a plan. you'll have to distract him with your cold stolid discourses and i'll steal his so well written, neat and magnificent play saint just nods collot: i'll have to tell billaud... i went running to billaud's place, my pace alarmingly fast and so manly it could make everyone drool. not exaggerating at all, but i'm not going to throw roses at myself, even if i do deserve them collot: billaud! robespierre and saint just are conspiring against me billaud, with a cheese piece on his hand: what!? collot: let's go billaud: i'll so defend you from these ailments! billaud and i beat them up before they could even reach my perfect and so awaited play. i'm glad this won't happen ever again because we're really strong, especially me

Shut the fuck up.

I hope you get run over by a stampede of rabid horses, maybe then you'll feel back at home. You got no dad, no mom and definitely no bitches, triple homicide.

Also pick better colors because they look like Christmas lights AND green doesn't fit you.

I like green so I don’t give a FUCK. Fuck you and your bald head. You suck.

I might suck but I have both of my parents you sad sick orphan.

I hope you get exiled

Did you just call me a whore??? Watch out for your neck.

And windows. Especially widows..

YOU ARE A WHORE. Stop fucking Billaud.

Windows or widows bud.

Shut the fuck up.

I hope you get run over by a stampede of rabid horses, maybe then you'll feel back at home. You got no dad, no mom and definitely no bitches, triple homicide.

Also pick better colors because they look like Christmas lights AND green doesn't fit you.

I like green so I don’t give a FUCK. Fuck you and your bald head. You suck.

I might suck but I have both of my parents you sad sick orphan.

I hope you get exiled

Shut the fuck up.

I hope you get run over by a stampede of rabid horses, maybe then you'll feel back at home. You got no dad, no mom and definitely no bitches, triple homicide.

Also pick better colors because they look like Christmas lights AND green doesn't fit you.

I like green so I don’t give a FUCK. Fuck you and your bald head. You suck.

Shut the fuck up.