The Land of Ghosts

Looking over my career options. #shortstorywriting #amazingprofitsinmushrooms #getonthevaudevillestage #motionpicturemagazine #1914 #vaudeville #willcutglass #foreithersex #itellyouhow #mushroomsincellars

Is this the greatest t-shirt of all time? Certainly one of them, at least! Thanks, @cavitycolors! #terrorvision #tednicolaou #empirepictures #charlesband @fullmoonfeatures #gerritgraham #maryworonov #dianefranklin #chadallen #johngries #bertremsen #alejandrorey #randibrooks #empireinternationalpictures #favoritemovie #favoritehorrormovie

All that's left of the Video Store Era (RIP) #cultclassic #videostore #videostores #videorental #videorentals #videostoreclerk #exvideostoreclerk #levideo #levideosf #levideosanfrancisco

I'm going for that "My Head Is A Satellite" look that's going to be so hot this summer. #myheadisasatellite #hotsummerlooks #thatshot #teenvogue #seeyouinspace #hautecouture #basicbitchesneednotapply

Make sure to look behind yourself at all times - Jar Jar is on a Booty Hunt. #jarjarbinks #bootyhunt #datbooty #datbootytho #gungantonguein

Lunchtime! What did you guys have for lunch today? #divine #pinkflamingos #johnwaters #lunchtime

That new Wolverine movie looks pretty weird. #xman #wolverine #logan #xmen #giantmouthsthatwanttobiteoffyourdick

Took this Jar Jar picture for you to use in your erotic fan fiction. You're welcome! :) #jarjar #jarjarbinks #eroticgungans #gungan #gunganlove #naboofever #eroticgungansofinstagram #makelovetoagungan #onceyougogunganyounevergoback #senatorsexy #meesayourhumblesexslave

Happy International Women's Day to all the SUPER LADIES! #internationalwomensday #mikeyanagita #suchasuperlady #fargo #coenbrothers #margegunderson #suchasuperlady #superladies

When your cat is relaxing with a nice cup of coffee. #coffeecat #coffeeforcats #catnipcoffee #catnipblend #caffienehigh #caffeinecat #lexythecat

Current mood - Happy Louison with a cleaver in his head. #louison #delicatessen #delicatessenmovie #dominiquepinon #jeanpierrejeunet #marccaro #oneofmyfavoritemovies #darkcomedy #frenchcinema #cestmanifique

The precise second you know you and bae are about to get in a fight. #fightingovercereal #bae #takethecheeriosbae #notmyluckycharmsbae #youcoldbae #youandbae

So, it's cool. You can officially start hiring me for screenwriting and rewrite gigs. #screenwriter #director #filmdirector #film #movies #horror #horrorfilms #horrormovies #splatter #splatterfilm #gorefilm #herschellgordonlewisbloodmania #herschellgordonlewis #screenwriterforhire #filmmaker #willwriteforfood #butonlyreallygoodfood

Um... I don't know what that means. #ingoodpeeownedcondition #peeowned #peepee #isfunny

Okay, so I've been playing this awesome little plug-and-play with 200 games called RetroPlay, and all of them seem to be more-or-less original 8-bit games (at least none seemed to be ripoffs). Then I stumbled upon "DADA", a game whose name makes little sense, wherein you play a bear running around trying to save a penguin from some type of creature that is too badly rendered to tell what it is. Immediately I could see it was just POPEYE with other characters overlaid. They even used the POPEYE MUSIC! Then I get to Level 2, where they just must have been like "Fuck it" and decided not to redo Swee'Pea. Or the Sea Hag's vultures. Or her skulls she throws. And you know what? I admire their chutzpah. #retroplay #dada #popeye #nintendo #nintendospopeye #popeyevideogame #parkerbrothers #atari #ripoff #videogame #videogames #8bit #ripoffvideogame #fuckit

CATCH OUT-SIDE, HOW BOW DAH #catchout #cashmeoutsidehowboutdat #policevsthief #violentchasing

Okay then. #policevsthief #violentchasing #policevsthiefviolentchasing #retroplay #videogames #retrostylevideogames