AnonDude

any house of leaves graphics mayhaps

Picture this. You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi, of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi! We wake up and we're in a sewer - we're surrounded by a minotaur. A HORNY MINOTAUR. You know what that means! MINOTAUR ORGY. The stench draws in a house, what are we gonna do? We're gonna fight it! House fight, house handed, house....Naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the house after we beat it in a brawl, and we ride it into a Chuck-E-Cheez. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so? Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as jesus christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE out (which I didn't know you could even do), then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, then I turned INTO the sun, UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! hahahhdhdiaokalsoWHHSIAGAGAHAHAHSGSISJKA-

nightmare blunt rotation

I saw fluffy azazel and I offer you

forgot i was a house for a sec there. heres a johnny