Off with the fairies

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

im like when a girl consumes too much media but doesnt have enough real life interactions

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it