Can't Stop, Won't Stop

Spent about four hours trying to unpack, then decided that I didn’t have enough motivation and shoved it all in my suitcase and shoved that under my bed. I’ve done a lot of work today it’s time for a good sleep.

My booboo is here?! Cara!

Maybe. It’s a nice thought to think of every time I lose a game.

Everytime you lose, just be like - still better than Miley Cyrus.

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m not very good at footie. Can’t believe it took me 20 years to realize that.

Bet you five bucks that you're still better than me, twinny.

Your dog is so fucking precious.

Holy fuck, you should've done it.

As long as I can be the Hyena named Ed then I'm chill with that.

I'm thinking lazy day.

Lazy days are the fucking best.

Sweet! Wise choice, babe. Just for that, you get two thumbs up, a billion gold stars and the title of my now favourite person. Nice to meet you too, person’s name I don’t know. You didn’t say your name already, did you? I’m getting a bit forgetful in my old age.

Wow, I'm sorry about that. Hey, I'm Miley! Naw, I don't think I said my name so don't worry about it.

You have a baby pig? Can we be best friends?

Forever and ever, Swifty.

A baby pig? That’s so adorable! Where do you even get one of those? 

My daddy got me her so I'll have to ask the old cowboy. It's nice to meet you!

I do! I'll post pictures, but you should totally come meet her sometime.

What kind of crafts? But hello… I’m Dylan. Welcome.

Well, right now I'm working on a hand-crafted five foot bong made out of all the stuff my fans throw at me. Hey, nice to meet you!

Don’t take a break on our account. Keep on doing what you’re doing! Hey, I’m Jess.

You're now my favorite person. Hey, girl! It's nice to meet you.

Take a break and bring the baby pig with you. Let me dress it up and walk around as if it’s a real child.

I do that all the time. Honestly it's one of my favorite hobbies now.