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verse drop; PLEASE DON’T DECEIVE ME WHEN I HURT YOU
timeline: season 1 ( 1x01 - 1x13 ) open to: izombie muses, muses with an izombie verse bio:
disillusioned with mr boss’ enterprise after dealing at a party left him zombified, blaine decides to step away from the drug dealing scene. but when liv moore confronts him and tells him he’ll never change and blaine was left to procure brains on his own, a business was born. john deaux can be found at meat cute, an artisinal butcher shop specializing in brains. and his clients? high class individuals who met the sharp end of his forefinger. his brains? neighborhood runaways. his enemies? many.
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verse drop; JUST AIN’T THE WAY IT SEEMS
timeline: season 2 ( 2x01 - 2x15 ) open to: izombie rpers and muses with an izombie verse bio:
with his artisinal butchery in shambles and his mortality returned, blaine has to find a new way to continue to feed seattle’s zombies. his solution? to open a funeral home, shady plots, and double his fortune. your loss is his gain, so to speak. triple his fortune, really, now that he’s stepping in on the utopium trade with his pure, uncut lucky u. so who’s going to stop blaine first? the deadly cure? mr. boss? babineaux? blaine’s on borrowed time.
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verse drop; I CAN’T SEE I’M REALLY SCARED
timeline: season 2 - 3 ( 2x16 - 3x07 ) open to: izombie rpers and muses with an izombie verse bio:
fearful that his return to zombiesm after mr. boss’ assassination would end in his death, blaine proactively took the cure. a minor side effect? memory loss. well, for a few days. but the others don’t need to know that, do they? his memories returned shortly before don e was attacked by mr. boss’ minions. everything after that was done in the hopes of redemption, craving a new life untarnished by murder and exploitation. But his lies are going to catch up to him eventually.
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verse drop; I CAN’T SEE I’M REALLY SCARED
timeline: season 2 - 3 ( 2x16 - 3x07 ) open to: izombie rpers and muses with an izombie verse bio:
fearful that his return to zombiesm after mr. boss’ assassination would end in his death, blaine proactively took the cure. a minor side effect? memory loss. well, for a few days. but the others don’t need to know that, do they? his memories returned shortly before don e was attacked by mr. boss’ minions. everything after that was done in the hopes of redemption, craving a new life untarnished by murder and exploitation. But his lies are going to catch up to him eventually.
permanent starter call: like this at any time if you would like a starter in this verse. multi muses & sideblogs are encouraged to reply with their muse. anyone is encouraged to privately message me for plotting in this verse
verse drop; JUST AIN’T THE WAY IT SEEMS
timeline: season 2 ( 2x01 - 2x15 )
open to: izombie rpers and muses with an izombie verse
bio:
with his artisinal butchery in shambles and his mortality returned, blaine has to find a new way to continue to feed seattle’s zombies. his solution? to open a funeral home, shady plots, and double his fortune. your loss is his gain, so to speak. triple his fortune, really, now that he’s stepping in on the utopium trade with his pure, uncut lucky u. so who’s going to stop blaine first? the deadly cure? mr. boss? babineaux? blaine’s on borrowed time.
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verse drop; PLEASE DON’T DECEIVE ME WHEN I HURT YOU
timeline: season 1 ( 1x01 - 1x13 ) open to: izombie muses, muses with an izombie verse bio:
disillusioned with mr boss’ enterprise after dealing at a party left him zombified, blaine decides to step away from the drug dealing scene. but when liv moore confronts him and tells him he’ll never change and blaine was left to procure brains on his own, a business was born. john deaux can be found at meat cute, an artisinal butcher shop specializing in brains. and his clients? high class individuals who met the sharp end of his forefinger. his brains? neighborhood runaways. his enemies? many.
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verse drop; IT’S NOT MINE INSTEAD I HIDE
timeline: alternate, can take place at any time. twin au ft. bellamy mcdonough open to: blaine muses bio:
rather than joining his twin brother at wharton, bellamy forfeited his inheritance to volunteer at charity organizations. it paid nothing, but only in the short term. selling drugs ( and on occasion, himself ) provided his means as he moved up in the charity, proving through loyalty he deserved to be on the board where he could finally begin to siphon money from the people who needed it most. now chief of staff, bellamy is always looking to double his profits once he hears of his twin’s work in seattle.
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tag drop verse edition
Another mother's breaking Heart is taking over When the violence causes silence We must be mistaken
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blaine’s plotlines in izombie, a summary: boy consistently denied love and affection resorts to desperate measures to get attention and is immediately betrayed. just wants people to care for him, reacts to people not caring for him by proving he doesn’t deserve it.
Way to ruin the afterglow - Sentence Memes { nsfw }
“So if you’re done, I’ll be getting my clothes now.”
“Think of this as a lifetime opportunity, because it’s never happening again.”
“That can’t seriously be it…”
“Is asking for cuddles afterwards really too much for you?”
“Well, that was awkward and inadequate. But you get an A for effort I guess…”
“Come on don’t fall asleep, let’s go for round four.”
“Oh I see what the problem is… you think this is something other than casual sex.”
“You know where the door is, you can lead yourself out. And pick up your pants.”
“Wow, you’re a lot more attractive when you don’t open your fucking mouth.”
“Yeah I know you’ve got a nasty streak, that’s why I tied you up.”
“So I didn’t actually have a condom at hand but I was really horny and you were hurrying me-”
“Look, I’m not saying you need to be loud next time but no one likes a silent starfish.”
“Warn me next time you try a weird idea like that so I can at least brace myself.”
“These handcuffs are pinching my skin, can you take them the fuck off?”
“If I’d known how bitchy you were going to get, I would have gagged you.”
“Shit… look, I was drunk. You were easy… basically, this shouldn’t have happened.”
“Well that was fun, right? … Hey, come on, turn that frown upside down.”
“That name you called out during sex better have been a fucking safe word.”
“So here’s my number. And I’ll text you if I ever need a booty call.”
“Are you trying to pay me for the sex we had?”
“Of course I caught your name, it was… say, how about I fetch us some water?”
“Well maybe if you had higher standards, you wouldn’t be complaining about spreading your legs for me.”
“Get off, my legs are falling asleep.”
“Don’t tell a single fucking soul this happened, or else.”
“Yeah I heard what you said, was just texting my friend that I got laid.”
“You wouldn’t be mad if I posted your o-face on instagram, would you?”
“Listen, we can both bicker about who’s the bigger asshole or I can bury my cock in yours again. Sound fair?”
“I can’t fucking believe this, to think that I slept with such a neanderthal-”
“I think your neighbors heard the whole thing…”
“Don’t tell me you pulled that out of a cosmo sex tip.”
“Please don’t… spank me next time…”
“Wait, you thought I was a virgin?”
“You can leave now. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”
“I won’t take the collar off, that’s for good girls/boys who behave.”
“Look, you kept rubbing my feet and it was kind of creeping me out.”
“I think I need a long shower now… along with some self reflection…”
“Where are you even leaving to, this is your house.”
Vulnerable Situations Sentence Meme
{ trigger warning, some nsfw and possible noncon/dubcon }
“Had a bit much to drink? You could hardly stand.”
“Were you robbed or is kinky foreplay gone wrong the reason you’re tied up?”
“My, what have we here?”
“You look nervous. What’s wrong?”
“I think you might have been drugged.”
“There’s no hiding how hot and bothered you are, darling…”
“You’re burning up and in no condition to be walking about, get to bed.”
“Are you still awake? Maybe the drug wasn’t strong enough…”
“When I saw you looking so helpless, I just couldn’t resist…”
“You shouldn’t be walking all alone this time of night. There’s dangerous people around. Who knows what might happen…”
“Heh. And how do you plan to stop me?”
“I’ll strap you down nice and tight… It’ll be fun watching you squirm.”
“Are you crying?”
“Struggle all you want, cutie.”
“I’m n-not drunk, I only had a couple of drinks.”
“Put me down, I can walk!”
“Mind untying me?”
“I feel kinda… dizzy…”
“I might be coming down with something.”
“Stay back…”
“W-why can’t I move?”
“Keep your fucking hands to yourself.”
“I don’t need your help.”
“Really, I’m fine.”
“Apparently the brownies I ate were a bit… special.”
“I can’t get up…”
“Who’s there?”
“No, don’t let them take me!”
“I can’t go back there, I can’t…”

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izombie sentence starters ( season 1 episode 13.)
“ just calm your ass down.”
“ who is this guy and why is he up in our business?”
“ see. brains.”
“ hey buddy.”
“ kiss. my. ass.”
“ i love the moxie. but i’m the mick jagger here. time is on my side.”
“ it would certainly motivate me.”
“ i hope you brought your appetite.”
“ piss off, nancy boy.”
“ this indian mustard you brought in sucks donkey parts.”
“ ___, come here!”
“ ta-daaaa!”
“ screw that, i’m ready now!”
“ i don’t care.”
“ i want my life back, ___.”
“ it’s disgusting.”
“ i’m disgusting.”
“ i’ll sign a waiver, just let me do it.”
“ rub it in, you smug little…!”
“ i’m such a moron.”
“ what happened to your face?”
“ it’s a long story.”
“ who writes this stuff, right?”
“ you’re suggesting that i’m somehow responsible?”
“ if the subtext is confusing, yeah, i’m suggesting you had something to do with it.”
“ hey! creepy-stares-alot, i can see you.”
“ i would never root for anybody’s death, okay?”
“ we gotta move.”
“ this has got to suck.”
“ so i’ve been doing a bit of online research, trying to figure out how long you’ll survive in here, and guess what i discovered.”
“ spoiler alert.”
“ i can keep you in here, alive and suffering as long as i want.”
“ why are you doing this?”
“ wow. that felt really good to get off my chest.”
“ knock, knock.”
“ no one’s stopping you, brother.”
“ look, i don’t know if you’re hungry, but you know what my mom always says? there’s always room for soup.”
“ come on!”
“ there you go.”
“ say what you want about the lady that owns this place, she makes a mean bean and bratwurst stew.”
“ what the hell?!”
“ oh, looks like you found the secret to our secret recipe.”
“ aw, c’mon. eating brains doesn’t make you a monster. it takes a little more effort.”
“ what are we looking for?”
“ what were you thinking?”
“ i’m kick-starting this bitch, man!”
“ hey, how would you like to earn ten dollars?”
“ let me see it.”
“ i turned around for like, a minute, and when i turned back, i saw some dudes rolling out from under the car.”
“ geez, hon, relax, i was kidding.”
“ dude, i’m dying here.”
“ then what do you want from me?”
“ i want to know what sort of person kills his friends for three hundred grand.”
“ i want a deal.”
“ i can live with that.”
“ it’s just caffeine, right? not like it’s magic.”
“ it’s ridiculous… unless it’s not.”
“ hey, what’s up?”
“ i’m so sick of this life, ___”
“ hang in there. it’s not much longer now.”
“ i’ll be damned.”
“ i was starting to worry about you.”
“ after all we’ve been through, that warms my heart.”
“ why do you have ___’s phone?”
“ please don’t hurt him/her!”
“ i give you my word.”
“ i want to see ___”
“ you don’t want to catch up first? i have so much to tell you.”
“ mmm, so good!”
“ get down!”
“ oh, god, no, please, please!”
“ it’s okay, just get out of here.”
“ thank you, god bless you.”
“ look what you did, man!”
“ just what we need. a noise complaint.”
“ you got the slow and agonizing death thing under control, right? great. hope it hurts.”
“ ah! mother jones! that hurts.”
“ you killed ___, didn’t you?”
“ okay, let’s put the gun down, huh? let’s talk.”
“ there’s a reason you didn’t aim for my head.”
“ so really, you can’t kill me.”
“ you murdered ___!”
“ just listen to me!”
“ we have to stop the bleeding!”
“ just be here with me, okay?”
“ i told you there were zombies. you didn’t believe me.”
“ wait. oh man, you don’t know?”
“ dude, you’re about to go out with one large dose of irony.”
“ you thought those were what, just questionable style choices?”
“ ___, please, please, i…”
“ what a waste.”
“ all this sound and fury, and for what? nothing.”
“ i’ve got friends in high places.”
“ kill my crew, i’ll make more. kill my customers, i’ll make more. cost me money, i’ll make more.”
“ make more now, bitch.”
“ what did you do? did you… is this…? oh, no…”
“ oh, no, you’ve really screwed the pooch now.”
“ let me know if you survive. you’re our guinea pig now.”
“ you should try to get this down.”
“ it gets better. but it would be lying to say you get used to it.”
“ but doesn’t lying come naturally to you by now?”
“ instead of telling me the truth, you decided it’d be easier to break my heart.”
“ you have no faith in me.”
“ i have more faith in you than anyone ever.”
“ so that’s what helps you sleep at night. hm. what about me? what’s the greater good for me?”
“ trust me, i’m just getting started.”
“ whatever happens now, i hope you can forgive me. i doubt humanity is going to.”
“ what? what did you do?”
“ oh, thank god you had your phone on!”