Have you ever wanted to disappear?

He gonna do it in the name of God 😂

u know when ur growing out of phases and mindsets but u haven’t found where exactly ur shift in identity is going yet? that’s tonight’s mood

i’m from new england so the idea of a state that big just confuses and upsets me so sign my whitehouse.gov petition to have texas separated into four smaller texi

I only need to know more digits of pi than the person im talking to before I can just start saying random numbers

Now is probably the first time in history where nobody is excited about what the future might look like in 100 years

how has this not broken 2000 notes yet

@superficialwitch

 You can kill me in one hit

Peak capitalism is not immediately knowing if this is satire

The real Tumblr experience is hearing about how to turn off a feature before hearing about the feature itself.

Me always: who??????????

Walking with old people feels like escorting NPC’s in a game with bad AI