not bad for a white boy

NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all the way on the same day.

Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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guess we need to be circulating this psa again. This Is A Fucking Trap. Do Not Participate.

And you may tell yourself "this is not my tomodachi life"

This is a waste of time. I learned this week about ‘deep fried memes’, which is evidently just adding a Photoshop filter on a meme and calling it a day. Why are so many people reblogging and following shit like this?

lol you are so mad at September Bass Boost

Yeah, it hurts and is not at all interesting.

check it out fellas this guy is for real complaining about Earth Wind & Fire September Bass Boosted

And you should too, being that it’s a representation of the downfall of humor and culture.

sorry, i’ve been so busy telling other people that I’ve forgotten about you - were YOU aware that you are not only mad but, like, eschatologically bothered by the fact that I ran September through an amp and an EQ in Audacity and then posted it?

This is the sound of realizing your joke falls flat.

I can do this shit all night, man. You still haven’t addressed how insane it is that you are mad, butthurt even, about an digital iteration of September somewhere out in the world being edited 500% louder than normal.

Lazy creativity.

Rinsed

titties out… got my coin ready to go… like! who is this bitch???? love her