RoACes

mEoW!

Câliboire!

Sam how could you let your home fall into such a state, there are roaches everywhere?

@the-crusader-of-cleanliness

"... They're... Cute?"

Sacrament! And there is mold growing in your bathroom, you better clean that and the roaches up.

"...I don't have anything to clean it up with..."

Then you may borrow my blade joyuse to help you slay this vile infestation

"YOU KILL COCKROACHES WITH A BLADE???"

Joyuse is a mop, using a sword wouldn’t be the best tool in my line of work.

Now get to cleaning.

"oh. That . Makes more sense. Okay."

(He starts awkwardly cleaning. Now feeling embarrassed.)

don’t forget to use chemicals to be sure that the area is clean

"I- I will...! I'll make it, uh, spotless!"

and be sure to fumigate the roaches.

"hooo... That might be a..."

"Will do! Uh, right after I'm done getting the mold. Yeah."

and kick out the roach man while you’re at it

"but I like him :(."

they are a terrible scourge upon our home they must leave.

"ok. :(("

We thOUghT thAT we WerE FreInDS

"I'M REALLY BAD WHEN IT COMES TO PEER PRESSURE I'M SORRY I DON'T WANT TO"

kick them out Sam.

No wE wAnT To STay

Câliboire!

Sam how could you let your home fall into such a state, there are roaches everywhere?

@the-crusader-of-cleanliness

"... They're... Cute?"

Sacrament! And there is mold growing in your bathroom, you better clean that and the roaches up.

"...I don't have anything to clean it up with..."

Then you may borrow my blade joyuse to help you slay this vile infestation

"YOU KILL COCKROACHES WITH A BLADE???"

Joyuse is a mop, using a sword wouldn’t be the best tool in my line of work.

Now get to cleaning.

"oh. That . Makes more sense. Okay."

(He starts awkwardly cleaning. Now feeling embarrassed.)

don’t forget to use chemicals to be sure that the area is clean

"I- I will...! I'll make it, uh, spotless!"

and be sure to fumigate the roaches.

"hooo... That might be a..."

"Will do! Uh, right after I'm done getting the mold. Yeah."

and kick out the roach man while you’re at it

"but I like him :(."

they are a terrible scourge upon our home they must leave.

"ok. :(("

We thOUghT thAT we WerE FreInDS

similarsam

cause what do you MEAN the roaches had a page before i did

i didnt even know they could type let alone know how to use my laptop

@mr-not-roaches

WhAT No wE ArE NorMAl hUmAn PeOplE aLL 7892 Of Us

similarsam

why is there such a specific number of yous this is concerning, you should be paying me rent, no??

oKay We’ll PaY

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similarsam

cause what do you MEAN the roaches had a page before i did

i didnt even know they could type let alone know how to use my laptop

@mr-not-roaches

WhAT No wE ArE NorMAl hUmAn PeOplE aLL 7892 Of Us

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wE hAVe DeCiDEd tHaT tUMbLr iS eViL aND wE aRe LeAViNg FoREvEr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fINd Us oN gREeNsKy oR BLoGFrIEnD. oR POoB. pOOb hAs roAChEs fOr YoU

(on a more serious note, i realise im probably not gonna be active in the lorp community. so this blog might go within the next few days)

wE WiLl Be ONly TuMbLr ROachEs?

yUo hAvE tO cARrY oN oUr AwESoMe LegAcY iF wE gO Ok

We wILL tRy OuR BesT

wE hAVe DeCiDEd tHaT tUMbLr iS eViL aND wE aRe LeAViNg FoREvEr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fINd Us oN gREeNsKy oR BLoGFrIEnD. oR POoB. pOOb hAs roAChEs fOr YoU

(on a more serious note, i realise im probably not gonna be active in the lorp community. so this blog might go within the next few days)

wE WiLl Be ONly TuMbLr ROachEs?

oOo fReAKiNg cHEeEsE oN tHE gRoUNd

cAn We HaVE SomE

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sam-guy-idontknow

screw that anon, i love you more!!!

who are YOU??? you people are confessing your love to me and I don't know who you are

voiceinthewall

Mmm

' Betting 4 Loonies it's that weird camera dude a floor down

fIvE oN THe SKeLItON pErSon

(Spine)

heLLo Us We ArE AlSo YoU

@mr-not-roaches

wOw!!! aNoTHeR sEnTIeNt rOaCH cOLoNY!!! aRe wE OffShOoTs oF tHe sAMe gRoUP, oR fRoM dIFfErEnT aPaRTmEnT bUiLdINgs?? yOu APpeAr tO bE hUMaN jUsT LiKE wE wErE!!! tAx SEaSoN iS cOmINg uP!!! wAtCH oUT!!!

wE hOPe yOu hAvE a MuCH mORe stAbLe sOcIO-PoLiTIcAL oUtLoOk. eVEr sInCE sAm aBStAinEd fROm rEsOLvInG oUr cOnFLiCt wE hAvE bEeN eNGagINg iN sOMe sErIOus AcAdEMiC dIscUsSIoN. wHiCH hAs gOnE nOWhErE.

wE dEcIdEd oN dEmOcRaCY yOu ShOuD TOo And We Are aLsO FrEiNdS Of ThE SaM hE fEd uS

tHatS wHaT WeVe bEEn SaYInG!!! bUt tHE mOnARcHisT fAcTIoN wOnT LiSTEN!!! hAnG oN. mY BoZOBrAiN rOoMMaTe wAnTS tO sPEaK.

hI tHiS iS tHE mOnArChISts. YoURe nOt gETtInG tHaT. aLsO tHE dEmOcRAtIC fAcTIoN hAs sOFt eXoSKeLeTOns.

abSoLuTeLy UNcALLED FoR!!!!!!!!

wE Do nOT YoU ArCh GoObEr MoNaRcIsTs!!!!!

M: nOt yOU, mY rOOmMaTeS!!! bUT yOu HaVE sOfT ExoSKeLliEs tOO, ApE-GoOFeRs!!!!! iM sUrROuNDeD bY oPInIoNs tHaT aRE WRoNG!!!

D: oKaY ThATs eNoUGh OuTta yOu, dInGBaTs. (HeY!!!)

aS yOu CaN sEE wE aRe iN cOnsTAnT sTaSIs. ThIS iS oUr LifE nOw. sO. yAY

We ArE ThE CoReCt FaChOn rIgHt DeMoCrAt RoAcHeS

AbSOlUteLY (dOnt TeLL tHe MonArChISts)

dO yOu WaNt TO JOiN oUr cOlONy fEllOW dEMocrAts

hElLo MiStEr CeNtApEdE PeRsOn We ArE aLsO MaNy LeG hAvEr

@mr-not-roaches

oooOOOhhh... heeello... eheh, centipede's a new one! I'll add it to my Thing List, fellow many leg haver :)

dEmoCrAcY Or MonArCy

huh? mmm, this fred was never good at politics talk, see! I think it's a bit funny, really! why do you ask, leg haver? havers?

wE RoAcHeS ArE iN PoLiTIcaL TuRMoiL

ahh... personal gain from this ol fred, I see, I see! unfortunately, I have my lips sealed! not a word! soooorrrryyyy!

tHeN WhAt Is IT LiKe lIvIng in ColD fOOd BoX

oooh!! it's LOVELY, actually, thank you for aaasking! I would say you should try it sometime, but I think only us freds can handle the cold for long enough... and can fit.... a shame, really! I'd think you'd love it!

wE WoUD We RoAcHes aRe HuNgRy cAn yOu SpArE a SnAcK

mmmm... dunno bout that... I, too, adore my own snacks... maybe some other time? how about this; I'll make something for you! would you like that, little guys? leg havers?

yES FrIgE CEntApedE ThAnK YoU

hElLo MiStEr CeNtApEdE PeRsOn We ArE aLsO MaNy LeG hAvEr

@mr-not-roaches

oooOOOhhh... heeello... eheh, centipede's a new one! I'll add it to my Thing List, fellow many leg haver :)

dEmoCrAcY Or MonArCy

huh? mmm, this fred was never good at politics talk, see! I think it's a bit funny, really! why do you ask, leg haver? havers?

wE RoAcHeS ArE iN PoLiTIcaL TuRMoiL

ahh... personal gain from this ol fred, I see, I see! unfortunately, I have my lips sealed! not a word! soooorrrryyyy!

tHeN WhAt Is IT LiKe lIvIng in ColD fOOd BoX

oooh!! it's LOVELY, actually, thank you for aaasking! I would say you should try it sometime, but I think only us freds can handle the cold for long enough... and can fit.... a shame, really! I'd think you'd love it!

wE WoUD We RoAcHes aRe HuNgRy cAn yOu SpArE a SnAcK

hElLo MiStEr CeNtApEdE PeRsOn We ArE aLsO MaNy LeG hAvEr

@mr-not-roaches

oooOOOhhh... heeello... eheh, centipede's a new one! I'll add it to my Thing List, fellow many leg haver :)

dEmoCrAcY Or MonArCy

huh? mmm, this fred was never good at politics talk, see! I think it's a bit funny, really! why do you ask, leg haver? havers?

wE RoAcHeS ArE iN PoLiTIcaL TuRMoiL

ahh... personal gain from this ol fred, I see, I see! unfortunately, I have my lips sealed! not a word! soooorrrryyyy!

tHeN WhAt Is IT LiKe lIvIng in ColD fOOd BoX

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hElLo MiStEr CeNtApEdE PeRsOn We ArE aLsO MaNy LeG hAvEr

@mr-not-roaches

oooOOOhhh... heeello... eheh, centipede's a new one! I'll add it to my Thing List, fellow many leg haver :)

dEmoCrAcY Or MonArCy

huh? mmm, this fred was never good at politics talk, see! I think it's a bit funny, really! why do you ask, leg haver? havers?