mrmeowerss

- a pair of military officers who try to be bullies and fail spectacularly because Camilla is just too awesome

- twins who probably aren't fucking each other but you can't say for sure. and also Babs is there too i guess but who even cares about Babs

- two actual children

- a charming diplomat and a kickass historian who get murdered for being too good at history

- a brilliant necromancer and scholar and a badass swordswoman who love each other more than life itself

- a myriad-old super necromancer who's coaplaying as said scholar's former situationship and her walking corpse

- a guy whose main character trait is "hates the protagonists because basically racism" whose magic speciality is soul siphoning and his nephew who was expressly born and trained to have his soul repeatedly stolen

- a three apples tall, stick-thin war crime who definitely has only the most platonic of feelings for her cavalier and a masc lesbian who just learned that girls can be nice to her and also has only the most platonic of feelings for her necromancer

yeah sure go ahead

*connect my mp3 player*

*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*