Master Mechanic

supermassive game’s  the quarry  sentence starters  change tenses/pronouns as needed !!  some lines have been edited for clarity / length / ease of roleplaying   tw :   alcohol mention ,  nsfw ,  death ,  language ,  violence

‘why’d you kill the music?’

‘we’re just in geographic flux.’ 

‘put that in your pipe and smoke it.’

‘I really f’d this car up.’ 

‘oh fuck! oh my god, my heart just exploded!’

‘seriously, do I look like a ma’am to you?! I have at least twenty years before I’m a ma’am.’

(name), don’t be a dick.’

‘what doesn’t kill you will make you stronger.’ 

‘I’ll be right back! I’m going to get some help!’ 

‘you’ve seen the evil dead, right?’

‘I mean, you must be exhausted. I know I am.’

‘I mean you never know … the universe has a kinda way of, er, working these things out.’

‘you’re a bad person!’

‘a.) it was (name’s) idea and 2.) it was really funny.’

‘oh! boring!’

‘okay wow. the fumes of jealousy are just stifling over here.’

‘you’re a real charmer, you know that?’

‘okay, not gonna miss ya (name).’

‘one more night out in the great outdoors might actually kill me.’

‘freaks. I’m surrounded by freaks.’

‘okay, lets all put out little dicks away and get this show on the road.’

 ‘oh my god, relax! it’s not like we killed someone.’ 

‘in a way, ‘faking it’ is just being yourself but louder.’

‘uh oh, i’m not fired am I?’

‘them’s the rules, you noob.’ 

‘I need you to trust me. like I’m trusting you.’

‘it seems like the stars have aligned for us.’ 

‘high five! touch my hand, (name).’

‘and for the record your analogies are very hurtful.’

‘beep, beep, beep … uh … it’s my beerdar. helps me ‘dar’ for beers.’

‘how am I just noticing how super lame you are?’

‘look if you’re trying to scare me it’s not gonna work.’

‘booty? oh, it means like … um, treasure. or butts.’ 

‘you’re trying not to laugh right now because it kinda sounds like boner, aren’t you?’ 

‘your wit knows no bounds.’

‘I knew that there was a secret sex dungeon around here somewhere.’

‘what can I do for you on this darn - tootin’ - doozy of a day?’

‘maybe we should stop touching stuff.’ 

‘it’s like my mom always said, if you wanna party you’ve gotta bring protection.’ 

‘I’m not gonna fuck a bear.’ 

‘I beefed it.’

‘to be fair, bigfoot is not a conspiracy.’ 

‘whatever happens is what’s meant to happen.’

‘not everyone knows what they’re capable of.’

‘you know I just realized we may never see each other after tonight.’

‘nice! but we’ve already done that joke.’ 

‘the main party’s not gonna die just because you’re off on a little side quest.’

‘we all get performance anxiety sometimes. you just better make your move before a real man swoops in.’ 

‘disqualified for being a dumbass.’

‘oh ‘it was just a game!’ yeah, the fuck it was, man!’

‘you never really get to kiss who you really want in these dumb games anyway.’ 

‘so I’m saying that I like you, too, or whatever.’ 

‘sneaking down here was a little more fun when we thought we could get caught, huh?’

‘you just love having an audience, huh?’

‘you really love fucking with me, huh?’

‘lighten up, sourpuss, please.’ 

‘I don’t want this to end.’

‘do I look like a doctor?’ 

‘are you trying to piss me off?’ 

‘I’m gonna carpe this diem so damn hard it won’t know what hit it!’

‘I’m just desperate to stay afloat in a world where everyone wants to be different.’ 

‘time makes fools of us all.’ 

‘you mean ‘911?’ who says ninety - one - one?’

‘do you have to specifically ask for an ambulance or can you just say ‘help, help!’?’

‘maybe that’s just what they want you to think, man.’ 

‘why does everyone blame everything on bears?’ 

‘don’t write a check that your ass can’t cash.’ 

‘you ran away.’

‘hey … I’m kinda pouring my heart out here.’

‘didn’t think I was that boring.’ 

‘technology … it giveth and it taketh.’

‘I’m sorry if it’s not up to your standards, okay? but I’ve been putting in a lot of TLC.’ 

‘well, if you like, I could show you the ropes.’ 

‘sign me up, teach!’

‘S.O.S. this is an emergency … save our ship … come on down … please help us.’ 

‘why didn’t you tell me there was something out there?’

‘fuck! it’s spreading!’ 

‘that was a bad idea.’ 

‘I’m okay, I mean… I’m not but … it doesn’t hurt.’ 

‘you’re in shock.’

‘you left me back there you asshole!’

‘you don’t have to be a dick about literally everything.’ 

‘I’m not going to suddenly fall in love with you because you’re my knight in shining armor.’

‘can we please not do this right now, seriously! I literally came looking for you as soon as I heard there was something out here.’ 

‘I don’t know what’s going on with you right now but I liked the old (name) better.’ 

‘I only hung out with you because you seemed so desperate. poor, pathetic (name) willing to throw herself at the first guy who came along.’

‘you don’t like me at all, do you?’ 

‘we officially suck as counselors.’

‘you just stepped in some grade a, double prime, go ahead and kill yourself, cosmic type shit.’

‘your only option is to buckle the fuck up and do what I say.’ 

‘I feel like I’m going crazy!’

‘I’m kinda all mixed up but … more or less intact.’ 

‘watch it man, I bruise easily.’

‘you have nothing to bargain with.’ 

‘sometimes things just don’t make sense. what then?’

‘you know you can talk to me about anything, right?’

‘I’m just saying, maybe there was a slight chance that it was a werewolf.’ 

‘that’s not really a plan though, that’s just like saying ‘let’s escape’ but with a bunch more words.’ 

‘you’re not going to believe it until you see it for yourself.’

‘let’s see how smart you really are.’ 

‘it wasn’t you. I know it wasn’t you.’ 

‘we don’t have much time.’ 

‘please let me go! I didn’t mean for any of this to happen!’ 

‘this isn’t a ghost story, it’s a creature feature.’ 

‘wow, are you flirting with me?’ 

‘how long do you have?’ 

‘this doesn’t feel right. I think you’re up to something.’

‘why are you like this?’ 

‘if I let my conscience slow me down now, everything gets a lot worse for everyone.’ 

‘jesus, mary and jazz hands!’ 

‘stop being weird.’ 

‘look whose finding their funny bone!’

‘I don’t fit into the right box, is that what you’re saying?’ 

‘trauma can bring people together.’

‘just because you’re using ‘logic’ to ‘make sense’ doesn’t mean that I’m into it.’

‘okay, fuck you man! I’m trying to help.’ 

‘I wish I could take it all back. I wish I could take it all back but I can’t.’

‘nobody’s ever gonna treat me the same.’ 

‘I guess I just don’t like to see other people sad.’ 

‘maybe I just like to make people laugh.’ 

‘well, fuck this night, huh?’

‘you stole my knife!’ 

‘pick on someone your own size.’

‘how bad is it?’

‘I keep trying to fix it … whatever this is … but people keep getting hurt.’

‘uh, you’re not the boss of me.’ 

‘am I dying?’ 

‘you’ve lost a lot of blood.’ 

‘are we gonna end up in a documentary?’

‘you actually saved my life. for realsies.’ 

‘I just can’t wait to see who they choose. y’know, to play me … in the movie about how brave I am.’

‘I’m not leaving you!’

‘thanks … for uh … not killing me.’ 

‘you think this is over? this isn’t over.’ 

‘why the hell should I trust you?’

‘I’m not asking you to trust me. I’m telling you we can end this.’ 

‘this doesn’t mean I forgive you for what you did to me.’

‘I wanted to spend one more night with you …  you know together … like before.’ 

‘we’re not good together. we’re just not.’ 

‘I am sorry. even if it means you’re never gonna talk to me again. I just … I want you to know that.’ 

‘it’s not long before sunrise. all we have to do it wait it out.’ 

‘we can still come out on top. the past is the past.’ 

‘can’t get much worse than it already is.’ 

‘we have enough on our plates already. stop discovering shit.’ 

‘you changed me. I will never, ever be the same because of you.’

‘you’re the one who has to live with what he’s done.’

‘what we’ve up against is my only chance to end this thing for good.’ 

‘god damn this place has got some uncool vibes.’

‘I bet you think you’ve got it all figured out. I bet you think you’re fucking clever.’ 

i. i wish i could explain what led to this. but for whatever reason, you’re getting this post, and idk when i’ll remember to post it bc it’s very late and it’s very likely that i’ll draft it, but we’ll see how it goes! i hope you enjoy them, and DO NOT ADD TO THE LIST!!! i WILL edit or make a new list once i’m conscious and the vibes are returned! ( if you like these, i would love to direct u towards THIS POST bc it’s a very very very good meme made by an exceptionally talented meme-maker! )

[  MY PLACE  ]:          sender and receiver return to the sender’s home, where things proceed to get heated.

[  YOURS  ]:          sender and receiver return to the receiver’s home, where things proceed to get heated.

[  BACKSEAT  ]:          while parked safely, the sender and receiver, fuelled by mutual passions, climb into the backseat of the car together to have sex.

[  DRIVER  ]:          while parked safely, one of the muses climbs into the other muses lap, leading to an immediately intimate situation in the driver’s seat of the car.

[  BEDROOM  ]:           after things get heated between the two muses, they proceed to take things to the bedroom, where things get even friskier.

[  SOFA  ]:          too impatient to get to the bedroom, the two muses end up taking things to the next level on the sofa.

[  FLOOR  ]:           either by choice or by clumsy and painful accident, the two muses end up entangled on the floor, where they proceed to have sex.

[  KITCHEN  ]:          unable to resist, the sender and receiver proceed to have sex in the kitchen.

[  OFFICE  ]:           one of the muses has to work late and alone one night; the other decides to pay them a visit, and things immediately take a heated and intimate turn as they get frisky in the office.

[  OFFICE  DESK  ]:           after spontaneously sweeping the contents of the desk to the ground, the sender and receiver proceed to have sex on top of the desk.

[  WALL  ]:           pinning the other up against the wall, the two muses begin to have sex up against a wall.

[  WINDOW  ]:          while in a room with floor to ceiling windows, the sender and receiver proceed to have sex up against the window.

[  BATH  ]:          sender and receiver, while sharing a bath (either planned or spontaneously) proceed to have sex together while in it.

[  SHOWER  ]:          sender and receiver, while sharing a shower together (either planned or spontaneously) proceed to have sex together while in it.

[  PUBLIC  BATHROOM  ]:          while in a fancy restaurant or bar or hotel, the sender and receiver meet each other in a (clean) public bathroom with nobody else inside; they proceed to take advantage of this, and have sex in one of the cubicles.

[  LAKE  ]:          after going skinny-dipping together, the sender and receiver proceed to have sex in a tranquil, romantic, secluded lake.

[  WATERFALL  ]:          after taking a midnight swim together in a secluded lake, the sender and receiver notice a nearby waterfall, and things proceed to get frisky while they explore it and each other together.

[  STORAGE  CLOSET  ]:          when the mood strikes both the sender and receiver in a public setting, they both find a small storage closet together, and have sex inside.

[  LIBRARY  ]:          having found a guaranteed private part of a library, the sender and receiver begin to get frisky behind the bookshelves.

[  GYM  ]:          after a heated and energetic training session together, the sender and receiver, at the conclusion of the sparring match, proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor.

[  CINEMA  ]:           while in the back of a largely unoccupied movie theatre, the sender and receiver proceed to get frisky in the back row.

[  MILE-HIGH  ]:          while on an airplane flight together, the sender and receiver decide to mark the occasion by having sex in the airplane bathroom.

[  DRESSING  ROOM  ]:           the sender and receiver proceed to have sex together in a dressing room.

[  TENT  ]:          in the middle of the night, one of the muse’s slips into the others tent, and they proceed to have sex together.

[  MOTEL  ROOM  ]:          sender and receiver end up having sex together in a motel room.

[  HOTEL  ROOM  ]:           sender and receiver end up having sex together in a hotel room. ( good for one-night-stand threads! )

[  WEDDING  ]:          while attending a wedding party, the sender and receiver decide to slip away from the celebrations and have sex in a more quiet part of the venue.

[  HONEYMOON  SUITE  ]:          after getting married, the sender and receiver slip away from the celebrations early and have sex together in the private luxury of their bridal suite.

[  TOWER  ]:            as they explore the abandoned ruins of a barely standing castle together, the sender and receiver proceed to get frisky in one of the strangely romantic, ivy-strewn towers.

[  FOREST  ]:          while wandering through a heavily wooded area together, the sender and receiver proceed to have sex in the midst of the wilderness.

[  PICNIC  ]:          after a romantic picnic in the countryside, the sender and receiver begin to get intimate, and have sex on the picnic blanket in the midst of the empty and beautiful nature.

[  BEACH  ]:          having found an isolated, untouched cove together, the sender and receiver begin to have sex on the shore of the idyllic beach.

[  BOAT  ]:           the sender and receiver proceed to have sex on a boat (either out at sea or still in the docks).

[  MEADOW  ]:          the sender and receiver begin to get frisky in a clear, untouched meadow.

[  NEW  HOUSE  ]:          having just purchased their first house together, the sender and receiver, so elated by their milestone, decide to celebrate by having sex in their new home before unpacking.

[  SWIMMING  POOL  ]:          as the pair go for a late-night swim in the local swimming pool, the sender and receiver begin to get frisky in the serene and empty pool.

[  SHELTER  ]:          rushing through the rain together to find shelter, the sender and receiver, both drenched to the skin in the downpour, find themselves getting frisky in the shelter of an isolated and empty garage.

[  CAROUSEL  ]:          when they visit a closed funfair in the middle of the night, the sender and receiver go on the carousel together, and in the isolated light of the carousel, they proceed to have sex in one of the wagons.

[  FERRIS  WHEEL  ]:          when visiting a closed funfair in the middle of the night, the sender and receiver stop the ferris wheel when they’re at the very top, and get frisky beneath the stars and above the world.

[  LOVE  TUNNEL  ]:          when visiting a closed funfair in the middle of the night, the sender and receiver slip into the love tunnel, and have sex in one of the carriages inside the tunnel.

[  SAFEHOUSE  ]:          the sender and receiver begin to have sex with each other  while hiding together in a safehouse.

[  CABIN  ]:          seeking warmth and shelter from a huge blizzard in the area, the sender and receiver find a cabin, and end up having sex in front of the fire as the storm rages on.

[  PARTY  ]:          while the sender and receiver attend a party that neither of them have much interest in attending, they slip away to a quiet part of the venue to have sex together.

Add 👀 to give my muse the kiss, instead.

❝ Please, please come and save me…  ❞

❝ I don’t know why you’ve always hated me. ❞

❝ I was there and I saw what you did. ❞

❝ How did we get here? ❞

❝ I’d hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain. ❞

❝ I’ll have you begging for more. ❞

❝ You don’t know how hard I fought to survive. ❞

❝ Nothing comes from violence, and nothing ever could. ❞

❝ We forget how fragile we are. ❞

❝ You’re born into this life paying for the sins of somebody else’s past. ❞

❝ I dreamed I held you in my arms. ❞

❝ I can still look at someone else. ❞

❝ Would you do anything for me? ❞

❝ I’ve got you wrapped around my finger, babe. ❞

❝ You’re fucking crazy! ❞

❝ Close your eyes and you will find the way out of the dark. ❞

❝ I don’t feel the pain anymore. ❞

❝ I swear that I don’t have a gun. ❞

❝ I wanna do bad things with you. ❞

❝ You fill my soul with beauty. ❞

❝ Maybe someday I will learn to forgive and forget, but right now I can’t. ❞

❝ There is evil in my head. ❞

❝ What’s our life worth in the end? ❞

❝ Let me in the wall you’ve built around. ❞

❝ All your perfectly delivered lines don’t fool me. ❞

❝ This can’t be love. ❞

❝ One more word and you won’t survive. ❞

❝ I’ve got nothing for you to gain. ❞

As always, send   + [ reverse ]   to reverse the actions. Multimuses specify muse.

TO NOTICE.

“ are you alright? ”

“ do you want to leave? ”

“ what do you need? ”

“ here. you were looking for this, right? ”

“ here. it’s your favorite .”

“ you forgot your ____ .”

“ you didn’t do that thing you usually do. why? ”

“ your routine changed.”

“ you didn’t sleep last night, did you? ”

“ they called again, didn’t they? ”

“___ came back, didn’t they? ”

“ you don’t like ____ . ”

“ you like ____ . ”

“ you love ____ . ”

“ of course i remembered. ”

“ i notice everything about you. ”

“ you scrunch your nose when you’re thinking … it’s cute. ”

“ you’re tapping your fingers. what’s wrong? ”

“ you seem … off, today. did something happen? ”

“ shh. they’re thinking. ”

TO BE NOTICED.

“ i didn’t know you noticed that … ”

“ you remembered. ”

“ how on earth did you remember that? ”

“ how did you know? ”

“ you know me so well. ”

“ no one knows me like you do. ”

“ - oh! i was just about to get that. ”

“ i’m glad you noticed. ”

“ i was hoping someone would notice. ”

“ you always know what i’m thinking. ”

“ hey, can you give me the - thanks. ”

“ you know me better than i know myself. ”

“ it’s kind of scary how well you know me, sometimes. ”

ACTIONS.

[ return ]   -   for the sender to put something back in it’s rightful place.

[ foresight ]   -   for the sender to complete a task that receiver regularly does because receiver was busy.

[ memory ]   -   for sender to remember a small detail about receiver’s past.

[ favorite ]   -   for sender to remember a small detail about receiver’s personal preferences.

[ boundary ]   -   for sender to reenforce receiver’s boundary so receiver doesn’t have to.

[ comfort ]   -   for sender to silently provide a comforting item/action to receiver in a time of need.

inspired  by  devotedecay’s  non - sexual  acts  of  dominance  meme  ! send  in  one  of  these  for  my  muse’s  reaction  to  … (  add  ❝  reverse  ❞   if  you’d  like  to  see  how  my  muse  would  preform  the  action  !  )

[ shower ]   your muse joining mine in the shower.

[ choke ]   your muse choking mine.

[ kiss + soft ]   your muse pulling mine into a tender kiss.

[ kiss + rough ]   your muse pulling mine into a rough kiss.

[ pin ]   your muse pinning mine down.

[ wrists ]   your muse roughly grabbing mine by the wrists.

[ push ]   your muse pushing mine into bed.

[ rip + clothing ]   your muse tearing a piece of clothing off my muse.

[ spank ]   your muse spanking mine.

[ pull ]   your muse pulling my muses hair.

[ talk ]   your muse talking dirty to mine.

[ eyes ]   your muse making mine look them in the eyes during.

[ down ]   your muse pulling mine down by their collar / clothes.

[ knees ]   your muse telling mine to get on their knees.

[ hips ]   your muse pulling mine in close by the hips.

[ denial ]   your muse putting mine through orgasm denial.

[ many ]   your muse making mine orgasm over and over.

[ tied ]   your muse tying my muse down.

[ lazy ]   your muse lazily beginning to touch mine.

[ love ]   your muse telling mine they love them during.

[ dominance ]   your muse taking the lead and dominating mine.

[ submission ]   your muse letting mine take the lead and submitting to them.

[ humiliation ]   your muse humiliating mine, re: name-calling and verbal abuse.

[ pain ]   your muse hurting mine in bed, whether intentionally or not.

[ knife ]   your muse using a knife in bed, whether for threat or actually cutting mine.

[ hidden ]   your muse having sex with mine somewhere semi-public.

[ public ]   your muse having sex with mine in public, whee other people watch.

[ adore ]   your muse being near reverent with mine in bed.

[ dress ]   your muse having mine dress up in lingerie.

[ eat ]   your muse eating mine out.

[ sleep ]   your muse touching / beginning to have sex with mine while they’re asleep.

[ gag ]   your muse gagging mine, or or making them be quiet.

[ blindfold ]   your muse blindfolding mine.

[ praise ]   your muse praising mine in bed.

[ good ]   your muse calling mine a good boy / girl.

[ want ]   your muse telling mine they want them.

[ snarl ]   your muse growling and / or baring their teeth at mine during sex.

[ mark ]   your muse purposefully marking mine up with bruises, hickies, ect.