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dude, fuck the moon, i wanted rings.

I want more "Kid" shows that have increasingly unsettling villains. Like, I want the 15 year old protagonist have to fight an amalgamation of all of humanities evil and sin that reminds the protagonist of their insecurities and bad past. WHY CANT I HAVE THIS MORE, WHY IS IT SO RARE.

how the fuck do people casually leak government documents and not get any repercussions?

What if instead of travelling back in time, a time machine actually just goes to a separate, younger universe that is completely identical to the subject's universe but just younger, so like, if a person that goes to a universe that is 10 seconds younger than their og universe, then they would be 10 seconds "in the past"

I wish there where more like, realistic pokemon shows. Like I want the protagonists not to be a 13 year old kid just entering highschool and barely having a developed brain. I want the main character to be a adult in their early 20's battling with people from an evil organization and actually KILLING on occasion. It should show more of the dangers of pokemon, and more of the pokemon predatory prey aspect of living. Also, pokemon moves shouldnt be harmless, I mean, these are pokemon who can shock people with millions of volts casually and the people come out perfectly fine? There should be like licenses to owning these mystical beasts if they can summon BLACK HOLES TO PROTECT THEIR MASTERS.

Who decided allergies should exist? like really, if I get a time machine, im gonna go back in time to kill the inventor of allergies.

yall ever just like, "yeah" and then just not do it?

Ok when the fuck is this winter weather gonna stop? Its APRIL and we are gonna get 20-30 inches of snow and 55 MPH WINDS!!!! Please, just let this end, I want to be drowned in my local outdoor pool please.

My mother always told me to be in bed by 12, I take that literally.