Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 56
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Well, of course the two unsalted looking guys got 50/50

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 56
Gavis Bettel (Holostars)
Ivan (Alien Stage)
Well, of course the two unsalted looking guys got 50/50

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Ain't no one going bruh💔🥀
YOU BETTER GO WATCH TV RN, FOLKS!!!
I'm just thinking about how, after June 4th, I'll have to basically become a victorian factory worker, hide my phone in a box, throw it into the sea, fix my attention span and touch grass until the 9th episode drops on YouTube <\3
Will's concert tickets have gotten so fucking expensive, like, sir, chill out, you might not want to become an organ donor but I sure do have to consider becoming one to go see you live, doesn't help that I'm hard of hearing and I'd have pay for front row just to get some of the experience, plus going from Spain to the USA, hotel, trivago, you know the drill, come onnnn, been here listening to your music eight years now, this is ridiculous.
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holding an oc closely.... if you had a fandom would people be insane about you....
Behold! A lesbian ant Goddess! Her name is Zhossbek and she is the love of my life :3
She does not look like an ant anymore, that's part of the lore lol

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im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.
"what genitals do you have?" Is sexual harassment regardless if its from a security guard or a chronically online furry
I've got this one oc, and everyone, EVERYONE that hears about him is like "Ohhh, I headcannon him as aroace uwu", Love, sweetie, darling, this guy is a whore, if he could fuck, sun up and down thirty times, no rest, no food, no sleep, HE WOULD, also he has a love interest and is clearly in love with the guy. He just knows how to shut up and is a total fucking Dick to everyone else, like, come onnnn there's like at least 20 aroace (or one of those) characters in the story, why would you need to go for the allosexualest of them all? The allosexualest allo to ever allosexual? , he is just a dick I promise TT.
I should draw the guy, I think, so you can picture him lol. His name is Urnive (not Iurnaive or whatever, Spanish pronunciation) and he is like a priest? Priest librarian? "Ziimbraic Archiver" (Archivador Ziimbráico) is the term I use in the story, Ziimbra is like this under-the-feather (The feather is the universe they inhabit) universe that is basically a fever dream dimension with fae and stuff, hat to change the name to Besfae because in Spain Fae are cops and we don't support cops in here, anyway, he studies it and is part of the religion that studies it. Yapping again about my OC's , I love this guy.
(the pronunciation is something like OO (zOO) R, NI (KatNIss), VE (Toph BEifong))
Love, that haircut looks like a homophobic, classist, white supremacists suburban mom with a gay husband that is fucking his best buddy in his truck every week, and then listens to him talk about how he is actually heterosexual, the husband nods and says "Of course! We both are!" And then, after leaving him at his house porch, cries silently without knowing why, puts some music on and drives home to his homophobic, classist, white supremacist, suburban mom of a wife, that has that haircut and he fucking hates it.
Kill me.
Actually, now I'm over the most emotionally agonizing phase... I'd say it wasn't the finale I wanted, but it was a finale that make sense.
Not the only finale that could've been. Not everything was perfect, but most of it made sense. Humanity is truly the center of it all, and even if I don't like the idea of reeincarnations... I think Aziraphale and Crowley would put humanity first.
But I wish they could've gotten more time to sort their own relationship out (wether platonic or romantic or queerplatonic or all at once) and speak face to face before... Well. Disappearing.
Incredible, it has taken me the same time to process it as to watch it.
Fanart for @samthefrank and @humanityinahandbag ongoing Caine centric fic!
I think about the fact Caine didn't hear Kinger say he was Kingers greatest achievement... I think about it a lot

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one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on
Yknow that feeling when you’re taking copious amounts of inspiration from someone else’s project and you start to panic because someone might think the style of your work is unoriginal and call you a plagiarist. So of course you try to disguise it and convoluted misrepresentations of the original media until you realise that your real goal is to replace yourself with them. And then you cry for a thousand years.
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I love it
I've got this one oc, and everyone, EVERYONE that hears about him is like "Ohhh, I headcannon him as aroace uwu", Love, sweetie, darling, this guy is a whore, if he could fuck, sun up and down thirty times, no rest, no food, no sleep, HE WOULD, also he has a love interest and is clearly in love with the guy. He just knows how to shut up and is a total fucking Dick to everyone else, like, come onnnn there's like at least 20 aroace (or one of those) characters in the story, why would you need to go for the allosexualest of them all? The allosexualest allo to ever allosexual? , he is just a dick I promise TT.
Uhhh…

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#and then you get down into their respective lore and it's actually the opposite (via @curi0uscanine)
when it's Stan's grumpiness and Ford's manic whimsy yea