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what do you mean my childhood affected me

i have terrible news

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beingharsh

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

playwrongs

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

despazito

motherfuckers unlimited

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winchysteria

the only true ally

owlet

you need to get it out of your mind that psychosomatic illness is just “making up symptoms” when it’s actually much more like your body is being actively poisoned by chemicals released from your brain

owlet

if you’re so stressed that you’re puking your guts up every morning, are unable to eat or keep anything down, you can’t look at light without feeling infinitely worse and feel exhausted and in pain all the time (or whatever your particular stress induced symptom set is) you’re not just feeling like that because you’ve willed it into being. your body is begging for relief from the constant barrage of stress hormones and it requires the fundamental source of stress to go away, not just distracting yourself from the symptoms

just because the root is psychological doesn’t mean the result isn’t an entirely physical process.

headspace-hotel

This and also "your body is desperately trying to alert you to the fact that stress is killing you"

raccoonmilf

Include him! Include him in your love!

writingdose

funkyphonophorae

alphys: oh my god... doctor gaster is going to laugh at me if he ever finds out that i selfship with a mew mew kissy cutie character! i can't ever let him find out... he'll fire me for sure...

gaster: ALPHYS MUST NOT REALISE THAT I HAVE DEVELOPED FEELINGS FOR THE ANOMALY. I SHALL HIDE ALL EVIDENCE OF MY GROWING AFFECTION FOR THE ANGEL OR ELSE SHE WILL THINK ME A FOOL...

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spindle-and-nima

Yea I guess hes a fun guy

tonedeafparrot

poikaboo

{ID: a series of conversations between OP and ‘Murphy’.

1: Murphy: spoon full of nutella counts as lunch right? OP: murphy that will kill you Murphy: im only allergic to like 4 things in it OP: exhibit a

2: Murphy: technically speaking can i put a safety pin in a piercing? [eight minutes later] i can

3: Murphy: i want mac and cheese but im allergic to life OP: eat the mac and cheese

4: Murphy: what happens if i microwave an uncooked egg still in its shell? OP: idk find out Murphy: kk [two minutes later] {all caps} It Explodes

5: Murphy: bleach cant like hurt my skin right?

6: Murphy: if its any consolation i know why stink bugs are called stink bugs now

7: Murphy: how much chocolate before it makes me sick challenge Op: you….yo..your e….alerg.ic.. Murphy: and?

8: Murphy: what happens if i microwave grapes? [six hours later] {all caps} They Explode

END ID}

bookwyrminspiration

there's a common belief that artists know how to make art. this is untrue. i've yet to meet a single artist who has any idea what they're doing

My stomach hurts and the only thing that will make it better is if a man lets me be mean to his balls

p2ep

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