It should be called: Asocial Media

(See you in 14 days. IF I happen to be online for a second then it’s because tumblr kinda is set as my homepage and I have allowed myself access to some creative online tools that I adore to use. So in case you see me, don’t expect a single activity from me until the 14 days are over. No hello or mäh or how are you. I am just not here.)

your response to this dialogue actually decides whether you start the “cult of dionysus” quest or the “forty-year-old virgin” quest, so choose wisely. the former grants more xp in the long run because of the extra kills and it increases your tolerance to alcohol, and in the latter you get an ancient sword with buffs that significantly outweigh the xp bonus but all of your loverslab mods get deleted and you can’t use them again on that save.

NUUUUUUUUU not the loverslab mods ;;

…That’s literally the Italian flag.

Yes italians loved this prideflag so much that they convinced their government to make it the official flag. I love it too

can I ask if “the white represents gloves” means that the gloves are holding hands, and being the gloves belonging to brotherhood and bravery that symbolises that together people can overcome fear and truly be the Italians they were born to be, or is it just gloves?

;0; This post is what social media was actually created for!!!

I don’t pronounce it the english way so it took me quite some time to actually understand this, but it’s cute nevertheless

Okay but I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

This is perfect

why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents

if you love god so much why don’t you marry him

she actually did it, the absolute mad lass

yahweh got bitches for days bro

xD I just died reading this

finally I caved and committed blasphemy and immediately paid in blood, the lord is swift in his punishment

* doesn’t feel punished but blessed indeed x3 *

This is a Christian belief, all nuns are married to god, that is why they are abstinent for example, they dedicate themselves to god.

bro wouldn’t that be like insta annulled though? like in catholicism you gotta consummate that shit and god barely talks… like you telling me I gotta go through these dudes and dudettes he liked just to ask for help with rent, but sister mary is riding that dick? doesn’t seem fair

I don't understand a single word sorry 😂

if you love god so much why don’t you marry him

she actually did it, the absolute mad lass

yahweh got bitches for days bro

xD I just died reading this

finally I caved and committed blasphemy and immediately paid in blood, the lord is swift in his punishment

* doesn’t feel punished but blessed indeed x3 *

This is a Christian belief, all nuns are married to god, that is why they are abstinent for example, they dedicate themselves to god.

Now this explains what she meant! Thanks cause I was kinda confused

kids don’t understand the feeling of excitedly taking your favourite hoodie off the washing line, where it’s inside out, turning it right way around, only to discover that you left a fucking tissue in the pocket

This started so wholesome and then the tissue killed it 😖

that’s how it felt living it too

five quid says if you go to hell they put washing machine tissue dust in all your drinks

x( So glad I am an atheist in that case

technically a god/gods doesn’t/don’t have to exist for hell to exist and visa versa

Hell, as in the christian hell that is usually meant by it, isn’t a concept in my religion ( that I am technically still a part of even though atheist ) though so even if I wasn’t an atheist but practicing I still would be spared from the tissues.

lucky bugger

But probably they do the same tissue dust thing in all kinds of afterlives then 😖

Hades saw this post and immediately started taking notes

X) I regret nothing

is that a response or just a prediction for what I’ll say as I saunter through the gates of hell

BOTH!!