🔞BIGBARABELLY🔞

I gotta actually upload art and shit but I’ve moved here! Got tired of the old one being a side blog and the tumblr purge ripped out so much art ;; I won’t be deleting anything but all new art will be going here!!!!

Just thinking about an overdue doctor waddling down the maternity ward, their macrosomic baby hanging lower and lower with each step they takes, their scrubs straining to cover thier impressive bump.

im like the guy in the infomercials they depict in black and white doing everything inefficiently and having a thousand tupperware containers fall on me when i open the cupboard

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don't need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let's say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

ovulating all by yourself, handsome?

cant stop thinking about a cute young first-time pregnant dad being mentored by a very experienced thicc round dilf whos been pregnant back to back for years

Knock Him Up November

struggling is so hot like YES please i want to have so many babies in me that it takes a few tries to sit up. yes i want to get slower and waddle around. what do you mean i'm only 4 months in...?