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a guy with killatrav as his instagram handle just married the biggest popstar on the planet. never let anyone bully you into having a more professional email address

I actually write historical fiction because I cannot write modern dialogue. No, the male protagonist will not be asking his love interest for her Snapchat. That is so cringe I think I’d implode.

animals that hibernate in winter really have a point because why am I awake when this is barely a day

I like how universal of a human experience it is when somebody gets caught doing something they are Not Allowed To Do, but the person who caught them is only like one step above in the authority ladder, and instead of confiscating the means of Prohibited Activity and/or ensuing that the culprit faces appropriate penalty for it, they'll just go "ok look we both know you're not allowed to do that, and I'm not allowed to let you do that, but I think that's a stupid-ass rule and I can't be fucked to enforce it. So how about you keep a low enough profile that I can plausibly deny that I knew you were doing that if someone else catches you, and I'll pretend I didn't see anything. Also we never had this conversation. Shoo."

if speak now (song) has no defenders i have perished from this earth omg speak now (song) get behind me

so the life of a showgirl is almost 42 minutes long, the longest track on the album is eldest daughter (track 5), and 8 of the 12 tracks are marked as explicit, making it her most explicit album to date? oh october 3rd cannot come soon enough