qsmp clips n’ stuff

Context: Tazercraft and Mouse meeting for the first time (after trying to rob her when she had nothing LOL)

Mouse: It's nice to meet you!

Pac: Its nice to meet you! If you need anything from us or any help just call us, we are Tazercraft. Pac and Mike.

Mike: We are gonna rob you.

Mouse: I can call you anytime?

Pac: Anytime.

Mike: We were just doing a prank, you know

Pac: Lemme remove my balaclava so you can-

Mouse: *takes a photo*

Mike: Could you delete this photo?

Mouse: Oh no, I have to document

Mike: Because I didnt give you my consent

Mouse: Oh you need consent?

Mike: ... Yeah

Mouse: *evil laugh*

Pac: Oh that's a villain's laugh.

Context: Julia kept calling Chris some... interesting insults.

Chris: Sorry, also don't call me a wiener, what the hell. What in the fourth grade insult bro. Wiener, come on? It's like calling someone a butthole you know.

Julia: What do you want me to call you?

Chris: A good guy!

Julien: I waited so long, da fuck

Julia: I am sorry, what did you just say?

Julien: I was waiting for you for so long.

Banthony: Wait- (laughs)

Julia: Did you hear that too?

Banthony: (exasperated) I-

Julien: I said I was waiting for you for so long

Julia: Yeah uh- "to fuck"

Banthony: No- (bursts out laughing)

Julia: I am leaving, I am leaving (exits building)

Bagi: You are writing stuff

Bad: Dear Tina, Bagi was born and raised on this island.

Bagi: *hits him* I will tell Tina, okay? When the time comes, I will tell her.

Bad: PS. Bagi is also not a vegetarian and in fact hates animals.

Bagi: No I don't! *hits him* I don't hate animals, stop lying.

Bad: *giggles* Okay!

Bagi: LIMITS! LIMITS!

Julia: *screams* So big!

Julien: Farm.

*silence*

Julien: Silence, she knew it.

Julia: Big worm that was coming out the ground.

Julien: Mmmm.

Nikki: I am sorry, what did I just hear?

Julien: Wish I could help you there!

Julien: Yeah sure, yeah (mumbles) sorry

Julia: Did you just say yeah sir?

Julien: No I said yeah sure and then I said sorry.

Julia: I heard a sir slip

Julien: If it did slip, first of all I just think of you a healthily authority figure.

Julia: Uh huh so Sirs are are healthy and authority.

Julien: No like Sir is a way of addressing someone who is pf authority, I think, usually.... Anyway can we stop?

Julia: *laughs*

context: Julia gives away the ornaments on her Christmas tree every year.

Julia: (reading chat) Did you get hangers for the balls? No, I am gonna penetrate your ball again this year if that's cool.

Tina and Mouse talk morals Part 2

context: Foolish was talking about how he wanted to arrest someone and they were talking about the morals of it and Foolish said he just liked the thrill of arresting someone.

Tina: Who is Mouse?

Mouse: I am a demon that adores peace.

Tina: Oh, that's not the impression I got.

Mouse: [stammering] Wait what was the impression did you get?

Tina: That maybe you liked to fuel the fire a little bit, you know? You're fuel.

Mouse: I mean... I mean.. I mean.. You aren't wrong but there is nothing wrong with that, I just like excitement!

Tina: Okay yeah.. fair enough

Mouse: Here's the thing, if you don't have moments of chaos and explosions you can't enjoy peace time.

Tina: Mmm, high-highs, low-lows.

Mouse: It's true. Without war, you can't enjoy peace. You know what I mean?

Tina: Oh jeez, yep. Yes. [Laughs] In some ways.

Mouse: If there weren't any type of war, and there were peace all the time people would take it for granted and not enjoy their time. I am just doing what I can do to have balance in our society, you know what I mean?

Tina: Doesn't sound like you are an enjoyer of peace-

Mouse: I love peace!

Tina: Sounds like you are an enjoyer of all.. All the things. I feel like you are really harnessing on the one section of things you enjoy. You enjoy all of it.

Mouse: [evil giggle] That's true, I enjoy everything!

Tina and Mouse talk morals Part 1

context: Foolish was talking about how he wanted to arrest someone and they were talking about the morals of it and Foolish said he just liked the thrill of arresting someone.

Tina: That's what evil people say, you can tell me anything though, smiley.

Mouse: See, she's perfect! She added a smiley at the end!

Tina: Smiley :)

Mouse: You see! She's perfect. Tina, you would make the perfect informant.

Tina: Oh god, don't say that.

Mouse: It's true.

Tina: It makes me feel wrong.

Mouse: Why? You aren't doing anything wrong. You are just asking questions.

Tina: You are right, I am not doing anything.. [trails off]

Mouse: Am I evil?

Tina: Are you evil? Mm.

Mouse: Probably.

Tina: No, you seem great.

Mouse: Thanks!

Tina: Great and kind.