hello everybuggy

Transgenders NEVER GIVE UP. HOLY FUCK. NEVER GIve up. Never give up.

(DMing friend) noooo sorry Im busy I can't play video games with you tonight :(.... (logging into jigsaw role playing account) (DMing same friend) Do you want to play a game?

*stands up abruptly* i have an idea for video games *refuses to say any more and goes to bed*

people are obsessed with how they look and how other people look. close your eyes

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

*leaves

where are you going

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.

hold on magnolia by jason molina and songs: ohia. hello can anyone here me. tap tap is this thing on