strong since birth.

it was because my heart was broken and i was talking my 3am insecure talk. i’m a fragile man. it was out of pity, believe me.

oh mino.

oh nana - look what you have started.

/ @elvidercni

I haven’t seen you in 138782 years how do I know you’ve been faithful? You don’t answer my phone calls. How can I have faith in your faithfulness? On a important note - why was he trying to court you? Not that you’re not a catch man but, why.

out of the blue or because your favorite WINNER member is always on your mind? I’m good I’m good, vacation with the boys is a good look on me. sue sue I hope you’re doing well!

Hul… All latex. I can’t imagine that or rather—- I can but I almost broke out in a sweat at the thought of trying it out especially in this season. I’d die. Half a leg in and I’d call it a day unless…hm. Unless it’s a perfect replica of Catwoman’s one. I might just grit my teeth and deal with it. Try it, Mino-ssi. Try all latex and make it green to match your turtle green hair. You really never know! It might just be the outfit you didn’t know you needed until it’s on you. Make a statement, preferably during Fashion Week. Everyone would be there presenting their designs but in comes the myth, the legend Song Mino in an all green, all latex suit and it sends the fashion industry in a frenzy. I’ll support your style. No, no, trust me — no one will sneak up on us, I’ve got this. I’d like to see them try and I’d love a really good challenge but unfortunately, they’d find their match if they tried to knock us off our tall, tall fence. Wasn’t it… Humpty Dumpty? Though then again, he fell and cracked so let’s hope we won’t end up sharing a similar faith to him. It’d suck. Ohhh, so you don’t do your stretching, huh. Tell me more so I have enough to pass along. I’ll slip a couple of tips written from newspaper clippings to avoid it being traced back or anything of the sort. Anyway, wouldn’t Jhonny have gotten it from…well, you? Since…she’s yours and all that. Unless you’re not stubborn in which case, Jhonny is a single and very independent cat-lady. You think? Half the time I felt like sitting down whenever we had to perform Shake It right after Touch My Body which sometimes came after I Swear. Triple knockout, I’m telling you. A killer. 

…I don’t know if I’d be able to do it. I’d gladly say “sure! Let’s be tougher!” but that’d be an outright lie and I do not tell lies. Not many of them, anyway. The moment I’d get home, I’d still end up chasing them all around the house just to catch them for a welcome back kiss. That sounds like a very trying love story of sorts. Write her a song, Mino-yah. Strum a couple of guitar strings or play the piano. Serenade her. Buy her luxury cat food. Oh and—- Film the event. I’d like to be a witness to it, naturally.

Especially in this season, as I wear long sleeves and long pants. Fashion forward people have to take risks, we don’t worry about the sun or the weather. I was sweating though, I paid the price. All latex is not going on me, in no shape or fashion, we put Hoonie in those tights pants, I did all black ones once and it’s not happening again. People were wondering why my voice sounded so different that night? I couldn’t breathe. So let’s just go for you in a Catwoman one noona, set fashion week on fire, make it one that has sunset colors too, be spontaneous. You’ll be the legend and I’ll be lucky enough to witness it. Tall, tall but not too tall fence? See I think noona....I think, you just jinxed us by comparing us to Humpty Dumpty,, not sure there’s anyone who’s been that high up who didn’t fall eventually? Or did I jinx us by saying you jinxed us? Can I un-jinx it? How does it work? I think we’re fine though I’ve got faith in our skills. You think Jhonny got all that sass and stubbornness....from me? Me? Maybe she got it from my sister actually.....Dana spends a lot of time with her when I’m not around.......I found the culprit. Maybe if I spend more time with Jhonny she’ll become the kind soul I am. She is first and foremost a strong independent cat-lady you’re right. The closest I can do is Ma Boy and not in heels, I don’t know how you guys do it but I’m pretty sure supergenes or something has something to do with it.

it’s weird because like i said! i’ve been around snotty boys. either they’re hitting on me hardcore or they’re picking on me. anything to make me super uncomfortable, hmph!! i haven’t change a bit. your silly faces, finger puppets, and obvious magic tricks still entertain me. it is refreshing. refreshing live trevi. buy it today! maybe if you drink it, you’ll realize what i mean when i say it’s spooky to hear your voice out of nowhere. how about calls, hm? they’re pretty much the thing in this century, oppa. no more doves and snail mails. bulbasaur is so cute, though… i have plushie of that pokemon. i can vouch for that one… i don’t know about the wind. how can you be the wind?

i wanna see how the little ones respond to you smelling like another animal now that you mention it… in video form and everything. tempting, tempting.

i’m not any other snotty boy though, i’m your favorite and best oppa so I think you’ve got to have faith that I’m not going to pick on you - yet. if I do it’s all out of love. it’s cool though, my heart’s not broken or anything, I’ll just make up for all the snotty boys okay? the one hitting on you hardcore, well someone else will take care of them. aigoo should you be promoting another song so easily, or is this just practice for the new one? my sis, an mc in the making. fine fine i’ll make sure not to scream your name in random areas unless you see it coming, no spooks coming from me. i’ll just call you and yell into the phone how about that? you have a minosaur is what you’re saying? see I knew we were on the same page. if you can whistle like a missile I can be the wind.

you want to see me groveling and begging for jhonny’s forgiveness and kicked off the bed? that’s cruel.

@jkbawsanna anna! oppa loves you the most!

Mmmm you caught me. Pamper Jhonny long enough and she sleeps.Feed Minsoo enough and he knocks out.Then commence pictures before they wake.Careful, once she knows you love her it’s over.

Green stands out, especially when worn as a fashion statement. Maybe we need to put a wig on you every now and then just to ensure we’re not capturing too much attention. Or get some sort of hair dye which washes off, at least while we’re doing undercover time travelling activities. But staying on the fence isn’t too bad especially if it’s a tall fence and we’re well armed and vigilant. By well armed, I mean a couple of really big, really efficient water guns with impressive reach. Spray the enemies while they’re still far or——or mid-run towards crossing the fence, for better entertainment. Idleness can only get you in trouble if you make it too obvious that you’re idle. I can’t tell you how many times I pretended to struggle fixing the perfect settings on a treadmill—just until I was no longer under supervision and then I could be idle in peace, again. In-betweens aren’t too bad, I say, but the moment I’m caught up in an in-between situation…I end up making a fuss all by myself. It’s not too bad nor is it frustrating but I guess it makes compromise difficult. Maybe I need to change that—maybe that’s why the cats don’t compromise either. They learned it from me. I’m half proud, half concerned. Anyway, me with green hair? Not in this universe, Mino-ya. I’m no longer young enough to pull it off. Unless it’d make me look genuinely extraterrestrial. I’d like that.

I…wish. I think they all learned they can still get things their way without kissing up to me so they do whatever they want. Don’t feel like answering when called? Won’t answer. Don’t feel like ceasing to damage furniture with their claws? Will continue doing it, out of spite. I suppose it serves us right for spoiling them but how can you not? But a month sounds rough. Really rough, Mino-ya. How did you cope?

It stands out but it’s one of those things a few can pull off. Like all latex? Chaerin-noona made a bold statement the other day and I had to hold all my willpower back not to try and copy the statement. Full red latex - one of those things that stands out but looks good on a few? Ah, how to get to that level. I’m fine with the green or well - I prefer green to an itchy or weird wig, I’ve gotten so used to shaving if we need to for time traveling let’s just shave rather than use a wig. Hopefully not too tall because what if we’re too high and too far that no one tries to challenge us, or what if we’re so high and we think we won’t get someone catching up that when someone sneak sup on us they knock us down hard? Gotta be a just right fence like baby bear just right. Or was it mama bear? But still keep the water guns, full power the ones that have multiple spray features oh yeah. I’m down. Or the times I’ve been stretching in the practice room when really I was just resting my legs. Too much idleness can catch up really quick. Ah you’re right. Resolution and compromise might be two different things. Well, depending on the outcome. Jhonny’s become pretty stubborn though, not sure who she got that from. Eyyyyyy, pulling off a color has nothing to do with youth and you’ve still got plenty of it noona.