[A door opened, with a winding path of sponges leading away. At the end of the path sat a small Jack-O-Moon animatronic, biting a hslf-eaten sponge. He perks up, staring.]
HI!! I'M JACK! WELCOME TO THE BLOG >:3
[He then turns around yelling for someone.]
DAAAAAAAAAAAAD! THEY FOUND THE BLOG. CAN I EAT THEM NOW.
ππ π¦ ππ£ππ'π₯ πππ₯πππ π‘ππ π‘ππ, ππππ. ππ₯π π‘ ππ₯.
Aweee.. :(
[Into the frame came a tall animatronic, dirtied by oil and dirt, looking tired]
πΈπππ.. πππππ ππ π₯π π π¦π£ πππ π. π'π ππ πππ£, π₯πππ€ ππ€ ππͺ π€π π ππππ. πΉππππ§π π π£ ππ'ππ πππ¦π πͺπ π¦.
ππππͺ, ππ π¨ π¨ππ₯π πππ₯π£π ππ¦ππ₯ππ ππ€ π π¦π₯ π π π₯ππ π¨ππͺ.. πππ₯ ππ π€ππ₯ π€π ππ π’π¦πππ π£π¦πππ€ πππ ππ π¦ππππ£πππ€.
[RULES]
-Don't come into our blog being a dick. If you want to fuck around and find out, go do that somewhere else.
-Don't ask Jack anything heavily suggestive. He's a kid. He doesn't need to hear that shit.
-If you're someone racist, homophobic, stuff like that then get out. Jack will maul you otherwise.
-Don't intentionally be annoying. Jack will maul you.
-If you want to have more 'mature' talks, ask me those. I'm a tired dad who's heard it all.
-Please, and I mean this, PLEASE do not be suggestive as all hell to me. Jack will maul you.
-If you threaten or hurt me, Jack will maul you.
-Basically do anything to piss us off or annoy us, Jack mauls you.. Pretty simple.
-You can tag us.
-If you know where Sun and Moon are, please tell us.
-Don't question Jack's sponge obsession.
[INFO]
-I'm Bisexual, Jack's a kid. Jack doesn't know what gay means yet aside from it being 'other love.'
-Jack's a minor. I'm not. Its pretty obvious.
-If you stop by, you can give me coffee. Or.. Jack can get sponges. Don't ask about the sponge addiction.
-I hand-made Jack. He is my son. We both came from the same dimension for this but I can from a whole different one entirely.
[TAGS]
Mario and Luigi - @motmmario-official @motmluigi-official
Sonic and his group -
@motmsonic-official
@motmshadow
@motmtails-official
@motmamy-official
@motmknuckles-offical
@motmsilver-offical
Dyle and Dandy - @motmdyle-official @motmdandy-official
The Main Group -
@motmbendy-official
@motmborisoffical
@motmcuphead-offical
@motmmugman-offical
@motmshelly-offical (She's trchnically part of it too I think?)
Others -
@motmboyfriend-official
@motmollie-offical
@motminfinite-official
@motmmephiles-official
@motmsebastiansolace-official (You're cool)
@motmflippy-official (You're cool too)
I'm not tagging ALL the horrorbrews, but..
@motmsonicexeofficial
@motmfleetway-official
@motmkolossos-official
Also @am0rath30ct0 and @amelia-muffinz
Ok bye..
