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the sannin have a collective iq of like 500 but none of them can boil pasta

the sannin run into each other buying pedialyte from safeway at 6am. none of them have slept. they get into a fight and knock over 2 soda displays and a shelf of medicine

the sannin attempt to start a band and orochimaru very quickly gets addicted to cocaine and scores them 6 separate record deals while jiraiya and tsunade make increasingly shitty soundcloud mixes

the sannin go to five guys and somehow when they leave its three guys

the sannin get tickets to the opera and drunkenly climb onto the stage and attempt to perform a "better show"

the sannin try to make a drug empire but it turns into scarface mountains of cocaine and hiding weed inside their summons and threatening each other with machine guns in less than a week

the sannin try to write a memoir but nobody can read tsunade or orochimaru's fucking doctor handwriting

the sannin decide to get into the exotic animal smuggling business. tsunade is the tiger king and she does in fact try to assassinate the raikage

the sannin try to throw hiruzen a birthday party and somehow burn down his house

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

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