i got soul, but i'm not a soldier

You Google your own name and in the results you find a strange Kickstarter campaign called “Ruin [your name]’s Life”. You think maybe it’s a prank, but the funding goal is $500,000 and it’s already 90 percent funded.

The reveal

i love jagjit’s number posts because i don’t understand them but adore the idea of him softly chanting meaningless strings of numbers into the void like a secret spy radio station, it’s a lovely thought and very #mothrafucker brand

*gets my arm bitten off by a wolverine in the canadian wilderness and this billboard instantly teleports to my location, silently mocking me as i bleed to death*

It’s because these two attorneys legit has a massive break up. They’re from around where I live. All their billboards are getting changed it’s surreal. I think one has a restraining order on the order? It’s wild.

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

are you okay

Am I Ever?