my eyelashes grew back :))

I really appreciate that the Netflix Castlevania adaptation looked at the fact that Dracula’s sprite is so much larger than Trevor’s, and where they could have acknowledged it as the result of technical limitations of the NES console, instead they said “no, Dracula is actually just eight feet tall”.

Lisa went into that castle, saw that tall spooky man, and thought, “That’s a whole ass husband”, and I can totally level with her

So cute :3

that baby is making biscuits on that cat. what a role reversal.

no mr bond I expect you to die

Maybe we should just kill adult actors/singers after a certain period of time. Seems like it’d be the only way to keep kids safe.

The Jews who were arrested for occupying an Amazon store on August 11 were given September 30, the first day of Rosh Hashanah, one of the holiest days in the Jewish year, as their court date. This is in NYC, the city with the highest number of Jews in the world and where Rosh Hashanah is a city wide recognized holiday. All public schools and colleges in NYC are closed on that day.

People reading this as “They will miss their holiday.” Are correct, but only seeing part of the picture. It will be more difficult for these Americans to have “A jury of their peers” if their peers are forced to choose between their jury summons and their cultural devotion to their faith. This is not only despicable, it’s unconstitutional. 

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

Please reblog this every time you see it

If you don’t agree with fucking block me right now because this is the truth