Taking the G off the Graveyard sign

Yes "grumpy angry guy" x "soft patient guy" is good, but have you considered "guy who yells one curse word while banging his fist on the table and then calms down" x "guy who screams fudge repeatedly while throwing things and knocking chairs over and causing a huge ruckus"?

Thinking about the videos in the beetles and the Bloodymary AUs where Simon just Shows Up on the ship somehow, and ends up milling around in the background of the videos. Like yeah Grace’s alien best friend is unbelievable but like in a believable way, but how is there another person up there??? That stranger is neither Yáo nor Ilyukhina what the fuck.

Simon surviving with the Black Box on his person is a whole can of worms if Grace manages to see what it contains while Simon is out of commission. Because he's seeing the pictures of these absolutely horrifying things in the dark plus the audio recordings of what happened to the crew on SM-8 and here is some random man in space missing an arm, full of radiation and he's just like

I feel like a BIG MISSED opportunity in the Bloodymary fandom is when Simon wakes up on the Hail Mary, having him ask about the black box. Because to him, it’s his last good deed for the rest of Eden and the COI. “It’s bigger than me.”