𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒇 ♡

‘  what  was  i  to  you ?  the  girl  you  screwed  to  get  over  being  screwed ?  ’

‘  you  were  like  coming  up  for  fresh  air .  it’s  like  i  was  drowning  and  you  saved  me .  that’s  all  i  know .  ’

‘ am  i ?  … dead ?   ’

‘  i’m  glad  you’re  being  strong  about  this .  i  know  how  hard  this  is ,  i  know  how  bad  you  feel .  ’

‘  not  everybody  has  to  be  happy  all  the  time .  that’s  not  mental  health ,  that’s  crap .  ’

‘  it’s  not  a  screw  up ,  it’s  a  miracle .  ’

‘  please  don’t  cry  on  my  ass .  ’

‘  what  do  you  need ,  an  “ i  love  you ”  or  something ?  i  love  you .  call  me  when  you get  there .  ’

‘  oh , yay !  someone’s  hurt .  ’

‘  pick  me .  choose  me .  love  me .  ’

‘  i’m  just  not  ready  to  forgive  you  yet .  ’

‘  go  on ,  just  get  it  all  out .  all  the  tears .  ’

‘  i  intend  to  fight  like  a  girl .  i’ll  let  them  kill  each  other  and  then  i’ll  be  the  last  one  standing .  ’

‘  well ,  isn’t  this  cozy ?  can  i  join  or  are  you  not  into  threesomes ?  ’

‘  if  i  went  missing ,  would  anyone  notice  i  was  gone ?  ’

‘  that  is  rude  and  unkind  and  completely  true .  ’

‘  so ,  i’m  bisexual .  so  what ?  it’s  called  lgbtq  for  a  reason .  there’s  a  b  in  there  and  it  doesn’t  mean  badass .  okay ,  it  does ,  but  it  also  means  bi .  ’

‘  can  you  go  have  sex  with  him  and  make  him  be  nicer ?  ’

‘  i  don’t  know  what  i  am ,  but  i  know  that  i  am  not  happy .  ’

‘  it’s  okay …  to  be  tired ,  right ?  ’

‘  i  don’t  know  who  i  am  anymore .  not  someone  i  ever  thought  i’d  be .  ’

‘  i  believe ,  if  you  were  dead ,  the  world  would  be  a  better  place .  ’

‘  don’t  let  what  they  want  eclipse  what  you  need .  ’

‘  he  is  not  the  sun .  you  are .  ’

‘  he  can  go  suck  it !  i  am  the  sun .  ’

‘  did  he  visit  “ ladytown ” ?  because  i  find  if  they  don’t  go  down  to  “ ladytown ”  the  first  time …  there  should  be  no  next  time .  ’

‘  i  need  more  liquor ,  i’m  not  ready .  ’

‘  uh ,  this  bottle  is  empty ,  are  there  more ?  bottles ?  ’

‘  i’m  all  alone  and  i  have  nothing  and  no  one  wants  me .  ’

‘  let’s  do  it .  let’s  make  a  baby ,  right  now .  ’

‘  is  it  true ?  did  you  punch  a  homophobe ?  ooh ,  unexpected .  high  five !  ’

‘  we’re  adults .  when  did  this  happen ?  and  how  do  we  make  it  stop ?  ’

‘  you  think  i’m  broken ?  fix  me .  cause  i’m  no  quitter .  ’

‘  i’m  not  happy  and  bubbly .  i’m  dark  and  cloudy .  ’

‘  you  never  think  the  last  time’s  going  to  be  the  last  time .  you  think  there  will  be  more .  you  think  you  have  forever ,  but  you  don’t .  ’

‘  no  one  is  leaving  and  no  one  is  dying .  ’

‘  everyone  is  leaving  and  everyone  is  dying .  ’

‘  the  words  that  you  said  were  “ lets  take  this  bitch  down . ”  ’

‘  that  was  the  tequila  talking .  ’

‘  the  only  way  to  fail  is  not  to  fight  so  you  fight  until  you  can’t  fight  anymore .  ’

‘  from  now  on ,  you  can  expect  that  i’m  gonna  show  up .  even  if  i  yell ,  even  if  you  yell .  i’m  always  gonna  show  up ,  okay ?  ’

‘  it’s  not  true …  it’s  not  true .  he  takes  the  truth  but  he  twists  it  and  changes  it  to  fit  his  own  story .  ’

‘  you’re  my  person .  if  i  murdered  someone ,  you’re  the  person  i’d  call  to  help  me  drag  the  corpse  across  the  living  room  floor .  ’

‘  you  are  my  favorite  person  on  the  planet  and  if  we  are  meant  to  be  more  in  this  lifetime  it  can’t  start  with  you  cheating .  ’

‘  are  you  plotting  a  murder ?  a  nuclear  attack ?  it’s  fine ,  i’ll  get  on  board ,  i’m  sure  you  have  a  good  reason .  but  just ,  let  me  know .  ’

‘  you’ve  said  that  word  so  many  times  today  it  doesn’t  even  sound  like  a  word  anymore .  ’

‘  who  here  feels  like  they  have  no  idea  what  they’re  doing ?  ’

‘  too  many  people  have  seen  me  naked  already .  i’d  like  to  keep  whatever  dignity  i  have  left .  ’

‘  we  screw  boys  like  whores  on  tequila .  ’

‘  i  want  another  chance .  i’m  so  in  love  with  you .  ’

‘  i  know  you  have  a  boyfriend .  i’m  saying  you  could  have  a  husband .  ’

‘  your  boobs  are  perfect ,  your  hair  is  down  to  there .  if  i  were  you ,  i’d  walk  around  naked  all  the  time .  ’

‘  i  believe  that  in  the  face  of  overwhelming  evidence  to  the  contrary ,  we’ll  all  be  okay .  ’

‘  your  choice ,  it’s  simple :  them  or  me ?  i’m  sure  they’re  really  great ,  but  i  love  you .  ’

‘  i  get  it ,  okay ?  i  get  it !  you’ll  be  okay ,  you’ll  be  fine ,  but  what  about  me ?  so  don’t  do  it  for  yourself ,  do  it  for  me !  ’

‘  i’ll  never  be  able  to forgive  you  for  making  me  love  you .  ’

Warning: bad language, references to sex, death, & definitely obsession & addiction/drugs

“It’s been three months since I lost you, [name].”

“What are you waiting for, babe?”

“She/he keeps me guessing.”

“I’m happy. She/he’s happy.”

“We’re good for each other.”

“Okay, he/she’s not perfect.”

“Nobody’s perfect.”

"You’re not my job anymore.”

“What an asshole.”

"You do not sound like you.”

“This is no longer your home.”

“Surrender thy phone.”

“Goodbye Instagram, so long Facebook, goodbye Twitter.”

“I can’t just go dark out of no where.”

“We’ll all be fine if you take the time out.”

“Are we really going to do that?”

“So you don’t find yourself thinking of [name] at all?”

“He dragged me into so many messes.”

“He knows who he is.”

“We’re out of time.”

“Maybe [name]’s what you need.”

“Fine, so I still do need to know if you’re okay.”

“I’m happy.”

“How the hell am I supposed to be great with you being gone if you’re actually gone?”

“Is that all I am to you?”

“I was so damn happy with [name].”

“I’m not sure if I can be happy if I don’t know if you’re happy.”

“You know what they say, when you know, you know.”

“You are insane to move in with him/her this quickly.”

“At least now we know she/he’s on something.”

“Serves me right for trying to help.”

“You are so good.”

“You never cared for people the way [name] does.”

“You were so caught up in you, you never thought to take care of me.”

“Thought I’d take a walk around the block.”

“This is me, living without you. I don’t need you.”

“I should ignore you.”

“So you’re talking to [name] again.”

“Are you trying to convince me that or you?”

“I texted him. To be nice.”

"Friends. Just friends.”

“So what are you reading right now?”

“I’m not flirting with him/her.”

“Last week, I was happy. This week, I’m comparing everything.”

“Think of your relationship as a house.”

"What if I know for a fact, this man wants this mouse?”

“How do people catch mice?”

“Law of attraction.”

“Note to self. Make new friends.”

“Of course no one mentioned you were coming.”

“I’m not thinking about that.”

“And suddenly I miss texting because you in the actual room does things to me that I can’t control.”

“[name] brings out the best in me and you bring out the worst.”

"They’re adorable together.”

“You looked me up.”

“I am just looking out for my friend.”

“He/She’s not dying.”

“She just needs a couple of days to detox.”

“Addiction is a monster.”

“You sure she’s going to be okay?”

“She’s waking up, in a cage.”

“I would freak out too.”

“I’m trying to help you.”

“He died, in this cage.”

“I killed him.”

“I’m not a killer.”

“I told you I got this.”

“She has no idea how messy this could get.”

“I wish I was telling the truth.”

“I’m always telling the truth.”

“Nah you get the bed.”

“You know he/she loves you.”

“You’re going to feel better soon.”

"She thinks this place is haunted.”

“[name] was too lazy to run his/her own business, let alone haunt mine.”

“Let it go.”

“Can I help you?”

“He/She told me that you two broke up.”

”[name] kind of doesn’t need me.”

“It’s a date.

“I have self-control.”

“I need to be good.”

“What do you think I’m thinking right now?”

“We can’t do this.”

“We’re not going to do this.”

“Well, that was a mistake.”

“Never again.”

“There’s no mouse in my house.”

“You wake me weak, [name].”

“You’re a drug [name], you’re worse than pills.”

“You make me forget everything else.”

“Stop lying.”

“He needed to see her.”

“You have to get better.”

"I’ve never wanted someone to appear yet not appear so badly.”

“I’m a junkie.”

“Tell me everything.”

“I’m sorry. I’ve had a few “

“Most guys don’t give a shit.”

“[name] will do absolutely anything for someone he loves.”

“What did [name] tell you?”

“Do you think either of us can stop?”

“You are so good for me.”

"I am no good for you.”

“I’m jealous.”

“I am a mess, and you deserve better.”

“We just saved someone’s life together.”

“It’s over.”

“You’re dumping me.”

“There’s something missing.”

"I knew something was off.”

“Maybe we should talk?”

”[name] and I, don’t see the world the same way.”

“You’re pushing me away because you think it’s the right thing.”

“The right thing is to be with who you should be with.”

“I know we belong together.”

"I got good news.”

“I was so happy and all I wanted to do was call you.”

"You can’t be serious.”

“[name], you’re not alone.”

"You lied to me.”

“You say you wanna help, but you can’t!”

“I needed to hear your voice.”

"What the hell is that supposed to be?”

                         𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 *!*

the road is a novel by cormac mccarthy. 

‘ i’m right here. ’

‘ you have my whole heart. you always did. ’

‘ we need to go. ’

‘ do you feel okay? ’

‘ i’m sorry i woke you. ’ 

‘ i don’t want you to get sick. ’ 

‘ you have to talk to me. ’ 

‘ my job is to take care of you. ’

‘ and you can’t give up. i won’t let you. ’

‘ it’s not safe. ’

‘ you’re going to be okay. ’

 ‘ shh. it’s all right. ’

‘ keep your head down. ’

‘ just sit here. you’ll be able to see me the whole time. i promise. ’ 

‘ you haven’t eaten in a long time. ’ 

‘ i’m sorry i yelled at you. ’

‘ i know you’re scared. that’s okay. ’

‘ stay close. ’ 

‘ you said you wouldn’t ever leave me. ’

‘ don’t let it get cold. ’

‘ and i won’t forget. no matter what. ’

‘ what’s the bravest thing you ever did? ’

‘ it doesn’t hurt. ’

‘ no, you’re starving. ’

‘ i’m trying. ’ 

‘ i don’t have good dreams anyway. ’

‘ i had a bad dream. ’

‘ are these all the blankets you have? ’ 

‘ it’s okay. it’s lightning. ’

‘ i should have been more careful. ’

‘ don’t lose heart. ’

‘ it’s a pretty good story. ’ 

‘ i’m just really thirsty. ’

‘ can i go with you? ’ 

‘ the one thing i can tell you is that you won’t survive for yourself. ’

‘ is it okay for us to take it? ’  

‘ i’m not anything. ’ 

‘ we got lots of stuff. ’

‘ i’m really tired. ’

‘ i feel kind of weird. ’

‘ but you’re not happy. ’

‘ i’m cold. ’

Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys

change pronouns and such as needed ( tw death, tw suicide, tw gore, tw blood, tw drugs)

LOOK ALIVE, SUNSHINE ❝ Look alive, Sunshine. ❞ ❝ Killjoys, make some noise! ❞ ❝ It’s time to do it now and do it loud! ❞ ❝ Louder than God’s revolver and twice as shiny. ❞ ❝ I’ll be your surgeon, your proctor, your helicopter. ❞ ❝ The future is bulletproof! The aftermath is secondary! ❞

NA NA NA (NA NA NA NA NA NA)  ❝ It’s death or victory. ❞ ❝ Keep your apology. ❞ ❝ I’ll be your detonator. ❞ ❝ You be my detonator. ❞ ❝ Kiss me, you animal! ❞ ❝ Hit the gas, kill em’ all. ❞ ❝ We’re on your property. ❞ ❝ Give us more detonation. ❞ ❝ Shut up and sing it with me! ❞ ❝ Pull this pin, let this world explode. ❞ ❝ Everybody wants to change the world. ❞ ❝ Shut up and let me see your jazz hands. ❞ ❝ I’d rather go to Hell than be in purgatory. ❞ ❝ Remember when you were a mad man? ❞ ❝ Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more! ❞ ❝ I think we’d rather be burning your information. ❞ ❝ I don’t need it but I’ll sell what you got, take the cash, and I’ll keep it. ❞ ❝ Everybody wants to change the world but no one wants to die. Wanna try? ❞ ❝ The little children raise their open filthy palms like tiny daggers up to heaven. ❞ ❝ Gimme love, I don’t need it but I’ll take what I want from your heart and I’ll keep it. ❞

BULLETPROOF HEART ❝ Is this our destiny? ❞ ❝ I’m who I’ve got to be. ❞ ❝ Let’s blow a hole in this town. ❞ ❝ We could run away from here. ❞ ❝ Let me be the one to save you. ❞ ❝ I know how much you hate this. ❞ ❝ Hold your heart into this darkness. ❞ ❝ Gravity don’t mean too much to me. ❞ ❝ Tell the truth and God will save you. ❞ ❝ I am not going to be the one left standing. ❞ ❝ You aren’t going to be the one left standing. ❞ ❝ We aren’t going to be the ones left standing. ❞ ❝ Will you mean it when the end comes reeling? ❞ ❝ Everybody knows you don’t ever want to come back. ❞ ❝ Everybody knows you don’t want to give yourself up. ❞ ❝ Stop your preaching right there because I really don’t care. ❞ ❝ I’ve got a bulletproof heart, you’ve got a hollow-point smile. ❞ ❝ I’m shooting out of this room because I sure don’t like the company. ❞ ❝ So get me out of my head because it’s getting kind of cramped, you know? ❞ ❝ Are you going to be the one to save us from the black and hopeless feeling? ❞

SING ❝ Sing it out. ❞ ❝ Keep running! ❞ ❝ I refuse to answer. ❞ ❝ Sing it for the world. ❞ ❝ Sing it from the heart. ❞ ❝ Buy yourself a motivation. ❞ ❝ You’ve got to make a choice. ❞ ❝ I am not the singer that you wanted. ❞ ❝ You’ve got to be what tomorrow needs. ❞ ❝ You’ve got to see what tomorrow brings. ❞ ❝ Sing about everyone that you left behind. ❞ ❝ They’re going to sell what tomorrow means. ❞ ❝ Every time that you lose it sing it for the world. ❞ ❝ Sing it out, before they kill what tomorrow brings. ❞ ❝ Use your voice every single time you open up your mouth. ❞ ❝ Raise your voice every single time they try and shut your mouth. ❞

PLANETARY (GO!) ❝ I’m unbelievable. ❞ ❝ You keep eternity. ❞ ❝ You ruin everything. ❞ ❝ Faith is unavailable. ❞ ❝ You better go home. ❞ ❝ We’ll never go home. ❞ ❝ They sell presentable. ❞ ❝ I’ve got nothing to lose. ❞ ❝ Yeah, I’m undefeatable. ❞ ❝ Are we still having fun? ❞ ❝ Fame is now injectable. ❞ ❝ I think I’m gonna go now. ❞ ❝ I won’t be waiting for you. ❞ ❝ Are you holding the gun? ❞ ❝ We’re taking back control. ❞ ❝ Yeah, let’s ruin everything. ❞ ❝ Tell me, who do you trust? ❞ ❝ Ain’t got no time to pretend. ❞ ❝ You’re unbelievable, so unbelievable! ❞ ❝ Don’t fuck around, this is our last chance. ❞ ❝ Now, please understand that I can’t slow down. ❞ ❝ Ladies and gentlemen, truth is now acceptable. ❞ ❝ Just leave the party with me and never go home. ❞ ❝ If their Heaven ain’t got a vacancy then we just get up and go! ❞

THE ONLY HOPE FOR ME IS YOU ❝ Remember me. ❞ ❝ You’re the only hope for me. ❞ ❝ I still think of the guns they sell. ❞ ❝ Can I be the only hope for you? ❞ ❝ I still think of the bombs they built. ❞ ❝ The only hope for me is you alone. ❞ ❝ Where were you when all of the embers fell. ❞ ❝ We’ll have to make it on our own, face all the pain and take it on. ❞ ❝ What we have learned? Other than people burn in purifying flame. ❞ ❝ If we can’t find where we belong, we’ll have to make it on our own. ❞ ❝ Can I be the only hope for you? Because you’re the only hope for me. ❞

PARTY POISON ❝ We came to party. ❞ ❝ Here comes the encore! ❞ ❝ Here comes the gang war. ❞ ❝ Ain’t nobody going to take my life. ❞ ❝ Ain’t a preacher going to save me now. ❞ ❝ Ain’t nobody going to get the best of me. ❞ ❝ I got to shout this out so everybody knows. ❞ ❝ Drop the needle when the tape deck blows. ❞ ❝ Hide your eyes, we’re going to shine tonight. ❞ ❝ Everybody pay attention to me, I got the answer. ❞ ❝ Keep your cars, and your dogs, and your famous friends. ❞ ❝ Ain’t a DJ going to save my soul I sold it long ago for rock ‘n’ roll. ❞ ❝ If we were all like you in the end, we’d be killing ourselves by sleeping in. ❞ ❝ Life is short and there are many dangers on the roads we travel, so let’s dance. ❞

SAVE YOURSELF, I’LL HOLD THEM BACK ❝ Can you save yourself tonight? ❞ ❝ I hope you’re ready for a firefight. ❞ ❝ Are you all ready where you are? ❞ ❝ We’re never leaving this place alive. ❞ ❝ The devil’s got your number tonight. ❞ ❝ Get off the ledge and drop the knife. ❞ ❝ I’m the only friend that makes you cry. ❞ ❝ Who gives a damn if we lose the war? ❞ ❝ You’re a heart attack in black hair dye. ❞ ❝ If you sing these words, we’ll never die. ❞ ❝ We can live forever if you’ve got the time. ❞ ❝ We can leave this world, leave it all behind. ❞ ❝ You’re the broken glass in the morning light. ❞ ❝ So just save yourself and I’ll hold them back tonight. ❞ ❝ For all of us who’ve seen the light, salute the dead and lead the fight. ❞ ❝ I’ll tell you all how the story ends. The good guys die and the bad guys win. ❞ ❝ This ain’t about all the friends you made but the graffiti they write on your grave. ❞

S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W ❝ Run, run, bunny, run. ❞ ❝ We’re all alone tonight. ❞ ❝ I’ll keep you safe inside. ❞ ❝ We’re all in love tonight. ❞ ❝ Love won’t stop this bomb. ❞ ❝ Make a wish when your childhood dies. ❞ ❝ Everybody hide your body from the scarecrow. ❞ ❝ Never mind about the shape I’m in, I’ll keep you safe tonight. ❞

SUMMERTIME ❝ I don’t think I need them now. ❞ ❝ You can write it on your arm. ❞ ❝ You can run away with me anytime you want. ❞ ❝ When the lights go out will you take me with you? ❞ ❝ Terrified of what I’d be as a kid from what I’ve seen. ❞ ❝ How long until we find our way in the dark and out of harm? ❞ ❝ If you stay I would even wait all night or until my heart explodes. ❞ ❝ Until we find our way in the dark and out of harm you can run away with me. ❞

DESTROYA ❝ I’m sick. ❞ ❝ I don’t believe in you. ❞ ❝ I don’t believe in luck. ❞ ❝ I don’t believe in God. ❞ ❝ They don’t believe in us. ❞ ❝ You don’t believe in God. ❞ ❝ Brother, protect me now! ❞ ❝ I believe we’re the enemy! ❞ ❝ Don’t believe what they say. ❞ ❝ I just believe we’re the enemy. ❞ ❝ Against the sun, we’re the enemy. ❞ ❝ They laugh, we don’t think it’s funny. ❞ ❝ We’re dead flies in the summertime. ❞ ❝ I’m sick down from the bones to the other side. ❞ ❝ So show me what you got, you children of the gun. ❞ ❝ They don’t like who you are, you won’t like where we’ll go. ❞ ❝ What will you become when they take from you almost everything? ❞ ❝ You don’t believe in God, I don’t believe in luck, they don’t believe in us, but I believe we’re the enemy! ❞

THE KIDS FROM YESTERDAY ❝ We are the kids from yesterday. ❞ ❝ They only care if you can bleed. ❞ ❝ Hold on tight and don’t look back. ❞ ❝ I’ll find you when the sun goes black. ❞ ❝ Yell it out, 'til your heart stops beating. ❞ ❝ Here we are and we won’t stop breathing. ❞ ❝ You only live forever in the lights you make. ❞ ❝ Well now, this could be the last of all the rides we take. ❞ ❝ We don’t care about the message or the rules they make. ❞ ❝ When we were young, we used to say that you only hear the music when your heart begins to break. ❞

feel free to change pronouns, etc!

“ the winters can be fantastically cruel.”

“ for some people, solitude and isolation can, of itself, become a problem.”

“ there’s one other thing i think we should talk about.”

“ i don’t suppose they told you anything about the tragedy we had up here?”

“ i mean, he seemed like a completely normal individual.”

“ wow. that is, uh… quite a story.”

“ i think you can appreciate why i wanted to tell you about it.”

“ well, you can rest assured, that is not gonna happen with me.”

“ you mean they ate each other up?”

“ they had to, in order to survive.”

“ see, it’s okay. he saw it on the television.”

“ how did you know that?”

“ just like a ghost ship, huh?”

“ do you know how i knew your name was __?”

“ you know what i’m talking about, don’t you?”

“ is there something bad here?”

“ so stay out. you understand? stay out.”

“ any ideas yet?”

“ lots of ideas. no good ones.”

“ you better run fast.”

“ why don’t you start right now and get the fuck outta here?”

“ come and play with us, __. forever, and ever, and ever.”

“ i’m scared.”

“ it’s just like pictures in a book. it isn’t real.”

“ do you feel bad?”

“ i wish we could stay here, forever and ever.”

“ you would never hurt me, would you?”

“ i would never do anything to hurt you. never. you know that, don’t you?”

“ what’s wrong? what happened?”

“ i had the most terrible nightmare i’ve ever had.”

“ i dreamed that… i killed you. but i didn’t just kill you. i cut you up into little pieces.”

“ oh, my god… i must be losing my mind.”

“ what happened to your neck?”

“ you did this to him, didn’t you?”

“ you son of a bitch! you did this to him!”

“ how could you? how could you?!”

“ i’d give my goddamn soul.”

“ i never laid a hand on him, goddamn it.”

“ i wouldn’t touch one hair on his goddamn little head.”

“ i’d do anything for him. any fucking thing.”

“ i did hurt him once, okay? it was an accident.”

“ it was an accident. completely unintentional.”

“ there’s someone else in here with us.”

“ are you outta your fucking mind?”

“ no. it’s the truth! really. i swear it.”

“ did you find anything?”

“ no. nothing at all. i didn’t see one goddamn thing.”

“ and you didn’t see anything at all?”

“ i’m sure he’ll be himself again in the morning.”

“ the door was open, the lights were on.”

“ oh, i just don’t understand.”

“ somebody did that to him.”

“ there is no other explanation, is there?”

“ i think we have to get out of here.”

“ you mean, just… leave?”

“ it is so fucking typical of you to create a problem like this.”

“ i have let you fuck up my life so far, but i’m not going to let you fuck up this!”

“ and… and you blew your brains out.”

“ that’s strange. i don’t have any recollection of that at all.”

“ all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.”

“ how do you like it?”

“ what are you doing down here?”

“ i- i can’t really remember.”

“ you can’t remember?”

“ i think we should discuss what should be done with him.”

“ i don’t think that’s true.”

“ you are concerned about him… and are you concerned about me?”

“ have you ever thought about my responsibilities?”

“ oh, __, what are you talking about?”

“ stay away from me!”

“ you’ve had your whole fucking life to think things over!”

“ what good’s a few minutes more gonna do you now?”

“ please! don’t hurt me.”

“ i’m not gonna hurt you.”

“ you didn’t let me finish my sentence. i said; i’m not gonna hurt ya… i’m just gonna bash your brains in.”

“ i’m not gonna hurt you. i’m just gonna bash your brains in. i’m gonna bash ‘em right the fuck in.”

“ stop swinging the bat.”

“ put the bat down.”

“ give me the bat.”

“ what are you doing? hey… hey wait a minute.”

“ what are you doing? open the door!”

“ open the goddamn door!”

“ listen. let me outta here and i’ll forget the whole goddamn thing.”

“ i think you hurt my head real bad. i’m dizzy… i need a doctor.”

“ don’t leave me in here.”

“ you’ve got a big surprise coming to you. you’re not going anywhere.”

“ i fear you will have to deal with this matter in the harshest way possible.”

“ redrum! redrum!”

“ __, i’m home.”

“ come out, come out, wherever you are.”

“ i can’t get out. run.”

“ run and hide!”

“ here’s johnny!”

“ you can’t get away!”