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My dream job is to be the wizard inside of those fancy coke soda fountains that mixes the poisons together

I’m not psychic but the spores incubating in my frontal lobe definitely are

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sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company

*goes up to a lesbian couple* so which of u is the cheetah (built for speed in open areas) and which of u is the jaguar (built for strength and stealth in wooded foresty areas)

my knight in slimy armor……

Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA’s sun energy.

Like the amount of sense that this makes and the depth of it are too powerful and cryptic. The fact that this wisdom can exist in such a stable form….it astounds me.

all women born after 800 AD do is tempt, blaspheme, witchcraft, eat potent herbs to aid in their foul divinations, and lie