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pretty girl: *approaches me* me: *panics and draws my greatsword*

w h y are boys so cute??? Like why are there so many cute boys in the world???

every time. every time I say I can’t stand tomatoes someone emerges from the mist to offer me an heirloom cherry tomato from their garden. “It’s good. It’s sweet. You’ll like it,” they wail and wail. I make attempts to deflect them with no thank yous and jokes about them being close relatives of deadly nightshade to no avail. they continue to attempt to force the red orbs upon me. I give in to their plea and take a bite. “It’s ok I guess,” I whimper as my eyes water and I struggle not to gag on the sour, mushy, hell fruit.

Evil song by the Dark Beach Boys: “It Wouldn’t Be Nice”

me, rotting, clinging to a pile of pillows and stuffed animals: im not cripplingly lonely,,, spending time on my own is healthy

@moneymoth also us sometimes LOL

I just wanna sit on a rooftop with someone at 2am and just look at the night sky, not worrying about anything going on in life.

sorry all.. still coming down from the intense full body orgasm that was National Microwave Day