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would've started saving money in kindergarten if i knew my life was like this

some thing about me is im a very chill guy ^-^

but i also have a lot of rage… #nuance #layers

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

this filled me with such immediate joy I let out a fucking movie dead wife giggle

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

happy birthday gay people happy birthday technoblade

happy birthday gay people happy birthday technoblade

happy birthday gay people happy birthday technoblade

happy birthday gay people happy birthday technoblade

esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

im glad everyone agrees that this is fun. do this with your friends now !!!

I’m resharing this because I too have a dark side

it’s called a shadow, idiot

no shadow is the black and red one you dont know anything about sonic

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

Suns out. flowers are blooming. birds are chirping. yaoi shit is happening to me. maybe it'll all be ok

200 missing assignments

Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

official vampire post