stop drawing spamton TALL I swear to FUCKING GOD. I do not give a RAT’S ASS how horny you are. Make him hot. Give him pleasant facial features and a clean snappy suit and a dreamworks smirk. draw him with pretty glitch effects on epic backgrounds with quality he does not deserve. I don’t give a single fuck what else you do with this absolute trainwreck of a man but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT MAKE HIM TALL. He is a TINY MAN. a MANLET if you will. This is INTEGRAL TO HIS CHARACTER. There are so many other characters in this franchise for whom long sexy leggies are a fundamental aspect of their personality. Spamton G Spamton is not one of them. his legs are so motherfucking short for the longest time I thought they were a wheel. he would come up to my knees. I could kick him and he would fly into the sun. this is by design. he WANTS to be a [[BIG SHOT]]. he is not ALREADY a [[BIG SHOT]] you fucking hacks, you fake ass fans. if you have drawn tall spamton art (to clarify this is NOT referring to his NEO FORM which is indeed TALL AND SEXY) reconsider your life choices immediately. fuck you for your time.

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fuck romance except for whatever that magic elf and the grim reaper have going on

YES YES AWFUL FUNGUS QUALITY YES YES YES

NOW THAT IS WHAT IM FUCKIN TALKIN ABOUT BAYBE!!!!!!! WOOOOO

got diagnosed with cool guy disorder over at the epic doctor

god what the fufk am i even talking about anymore