Every time I stumble over a Beatles song that has some bullshit in the lyrics I think "This one must be by John Lennon" — and it's always by John fucking Lennon
"If I could get my way / I'd get myself locked up today" — bro, what is this
"You better run for your life if you can, little girl" — you need therapy
"I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her / And kept her apart from the things that she loved" — why are we singing it like it's a youtube apology
"Well she was just 17, you know what I mean" — no I don't John what the fuck


















