Let the ocean take me

to be honest congratulations to all of us for making verizon lose 99.73% of its $1.1B investment, solidly the first good thing you can say about this site

i hate bein the stereotypical emo bitch but life sux ,my dude

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that’s extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge

if you’re a lesbian good job

starting to think i might be here for a long time not a good time

started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom

for context, OP is arguing with everyone in the comments trying to give him advice on how to cook lentils for his wife in the Trader Joe’s subreddit

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over