i'm so tired..

Their kicks can’t do that much damage, to be honest. They aim for the face just to piss me off.

They sound pretty fucking evil.

I regret making this soccer camp year round. If one more lad or lass kicks the ball at my face on purpose well… a random ball might just fly right back at them out of the sky. 

I know you said it’s soccer, but maybe invest in a helmet? That sounds like a missing tooth waiting to happen or at the very least, a bloody nose.

sometimes i think i should open up my studio for classes, like i should teach kids to dance, but then i think about how much trouble that would be for me, and the fact that i may have to hire other people, and that makes me change my mind.

That sounds like a very unnecessary headache. You’re amazing- that’s no question, but... Teaching sounds annoying.