Blame it on my Youth

❝ I am engorged with venom and triumph. ❞ ❝ Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks? ❞ ❝ You're the most talented person I know. ❞ ❝ Are you questioning my badassness? ❞ ❝ Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry? ❞ ❝ Wait. Let's pray. ❞ ❝ I don't know why I find [your/his/her/their/its] stupidity charming. ❞ ❝ Yep. I'm gay. 100% gay. ❞ ❝ I'm gonna say this as nice as I possibly can, but you look like a sad clown hooker. ❞ ❝ Sex is not dating. ❞ ❝ You know how hard long distance relationships can be, we both saw the Notebook. ❞ ❝ I'd say 'bye' but I wouldn't want to make you angry.  ❞ ❝ I know I’m sorry. I always go to the yelling place I have rage.  ❞ ❝ I can’t believe what you’ve done to my body I used to have abs!.  ❞ ❝ You used to be just sort of unlikable. But now I pretty much feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.  ❞ ❝ They can't touch us, or what we have. ❞ ❝ You know my coffee order? ❞ ❝ I'd choose you over everyone. ❞ ❝ You're irritating most of the time, but don't take that personally. ❞ ❝ Look, I don't mean to be a bitch... well actually I do. ❞ ❝ They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. ❞ ❝ I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting. ❞ ❝ Every time I light a fire in my life, you find a way to make sure it burns the forest down. ❞ ❝ I won my first dance competition when I was three months old. ❞ ❝ I just want somebody to love me. ❞ ❝ Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting-there has been so much fun? ❞ ❝ Prejudice is just ignorance. ❞ ❝ I came here for me, because I can't stand to be apart from the person I love. ❞ ❝ You always zig when I think you're about to zag. ❞  ❝ You can refuse to be the victim. ❞ ❝ Why is your boyfriend's bare ass on one of my vintage flea market chairs? ❞ ❝ Guys can be divas too. ❞  ❝ Is this me feeling enough for you? ❞ ❝ How can you relate to what I'm going through? ❞ ❝ Being a part of something special makes you special. ❞