*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

what should I listen to

women

white girl SHOCKS nonbinary barista by fucking the coffee machine

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

Call this pussy the mines of moria the way that short kings delve too greedily and too deep, awakening a slumbering evil

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

Where does the you go. In this scenario

[Image ID: YouTube comment from @/ carolynnabours7530 reading: I am 77 and want to get up and dance too if my back and knees would let me. Oh heck, I think I will anyway. /End ID]