♡ Morning Kitteen♡

“Eye contact during sex is fucking sexy as fuck.”

Mood: sitting on your lap while you slide your hand up my skirt, as you whisper nothing but beautiful sins into my ear

if you feel happy, please don’t push it away. you deserve to feel happy, even if you’re not used to it.

Aye thats what im talking about 👌👌👌

goodnight to all the ones who never receive a goodnight

…I usually don’t reblog this kind of thing, but…for some reason, this really hit me.

can someone illustrate my dabbing lettuce character for me

i’ll pay $25 for my lettuce illustration. but message me first and show me your portfolio. if im going to put down 25 Washingtonians, this lettuce has to be legit as hell

are you telling me that not one motherfucker on this website will illustrate some lettuce for me for $25? is that what you’re telling me

i think instead of making a short film, i should write/produce an animated show based on my “Lettuce Boys” © concept, i could hire an animation team, professional voice actors, i could get Vektroid to do the score, a sound designer for professional sound effects, then i could use that as a pilot to shop around to all the biggest networks in the bizz, ABC, NBC, FOX, CBS, VIACOM, HBO, HULU, AMAZON, ect… everyone…  “Lettuce Boys” © could be huge

ok this is my calling in life, to make “Lettuce Boys” © into an animated short and get it on network television. whos with me?

What the hell just happened and why is this lettuce dabbing?

because they dem bois

I would wear this ❤

Big thighs and brown eyes.

I LITERALLY SCREAMED???? OMG????