When the uhhhhhhh

Sounds about right for corporatism tbh

HOHGH

Are you okay

You made very understanding friends online and they invited you to go camping. At sundown, you all reveal your true forms, you heard the horrifying sound of breaking bone and tearing skins as you friends transformed into 8ft tall werewolves, who are very confused about the fursuit you unpacked.

bring the tongue back you cowards

I’m afraid to ask, but please explain what this is?

wait wait WAIT is 'board game' not an abbreviation of cardboard game‽‽‽

Gaud, board games are played on boards, it’s not that hard to understand

Turns out hell is real. This was made known once demons and devils came to Earth. However things quickly got awkward and confusing once people heard them mutter, “If Heaven won’t fix this shit hole, we might as well do it ourselves.”

Can’t expect god to do all the work

do people know this is from hit YouTube video Mario Pissing or are they just reblogging unaware

doesn’t matter. funny goomba

I like having a phone but I'm not so sold on having a phone number. people are calling me

you know the weird thing about that? I get calls from the weirdest fucking places, too. I’ve gotten calls with IDs in UKRAINE before. I don’t even live in Europe!

okay but why are there so many synonyms for breasts and ass

Humans get bored

my very favorite thing about Johnny Depp is that his entire career has been structured such that I would be entirely unable to recognize him based on facial features alone

THATS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?

okay but why are there so many synonyms for breasts and ass