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When I ask who’s the number 1 soul reaper daddy, y’all hoes better scream in unison

KISUKE “fucks you in his Gucci hat” URAHARA

This is not up for debate I don’t wanna hear it

Now of course Byakuya also holds this position

But he’s for another time

Cause whew chile that’s a story🤤🤤😻

Let’s start with what drew me to him first

My dude Kisuke is down for us girls of color

You can’t tell me him and Yoruichi wasn’t fucking each other’s brains out

Like my bitch was at his house 24/7

If y’all ever catch me at a nigga’s house that much just know he breaking my spine in

Then he was a undercover goat

Like for most of the series I thought he was weak as shit

He legit came out of nowhere kicking ass

Another undercover goat was Ichigo’s dad, cause I definitely thought that nigga was stupid as shit

Kisuke was strong asf, he just didn’t show it

Now his fit was as laid back as him

But he still rocked that shit like a champ

I strongly believe his whole fit is Gucci, don’t ask me why I just know it is

He was kicking ass in sandals

Fucking Sandals

I can barely run in them bitches without busting my ass

You really think I’m about to get in poppin in sandals

Like bitch we gone have to reschedule yo ass beating

I’m mad it’s no fucking gifs of him fighting

Like god damn this is frustrating 😤😤

He deserves more than this bullshit

He aged well too bitch

Like I strongly believe if you’re laid back and unproblematic you don’t age

All he did was get a little stubble on his chin

And if you ask me that adds to the sensation

In other words Kisuke deserves more love than he gets and I’m here to educate you hoes on the reason why.