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I saw Anthony Fantano at a supermarket in Brooklyn yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Anthony Fantano here” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “I AM THE WORLD’S BUSIEST MUSIC NERD” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle and give me a light 7 out of 10 as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen The Money Store CD’s in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the CD’s and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any of them from getting Noided” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each CD and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

STOP

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