I'm Stronger Than I Look

…..Yikes.

Buzz off, it’s not that bad. Okay, it’s kind of that bad. [Surveys the boxes and piles of laundry tossed around her room] I really should have started unpacking waaay before this. It’s not my fault cleaning sucks, Di.

petty scale (1-10, feel free to include examples): 3/10

likes: Combat boots, dark colors, maps, cats, taking photos of the world, un-brushed hair, alt rock music, iced black coffee in big mugs. dislikes: People telling her what to do, early mornings, hazelnut, when barista’s spell her name ‘Audrey’ on her coffee, pink, her sister being bossy. biggest crushes (if applicable): she thinks Mark Morrison is cute, but she wouldn’t call it a crush. fave meme (if applicable):

#quickfacts

Aubrey hasn’t worn a color lighter than neutral in three years, and despite her mothers best efforts, doesn’t plan to.

In order to completely defy the witchy stereotypes, she bought a black cat and named him Pumpkin.

When she’s mad at her sister Diana, she’ll purposefully get her coffee order wrong and pretend she didn’t notice.

Once tried to pierce her own ears at home and it hurt so badly she only made it through one, so she has a uneven number of piercings in her ears.

Obsessed with her hunter flannel, always rocking that look.

cinnamon roll meme placement (ie: x): Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you. intro song: Dream -- Imagine Dragons who pays for their netflix?: Her mom

Hey. You’re right, that’s almost exactly how it’ll go in a cruel twist of irony and fate… That and Sheriff Bennett is a total sweetheart and he’d definitely hear you out before slamming the door and losing the key.

Huh? Oh! Uh, yes. What you just said, is what I did, earlier today so now I’m a regular person. Actually, I think we’re all just regular people right now. Then again, earlier my darling cousin Rachel walked in on me and my ex-boyfriend so there are definitely worse things that could happen and- Sleeping! We were sleeping just, FYI. When she walked in. Anyways, please. [ Hooks onto her arm ] It’ll be like those witchy tea parties we used to have as kids only less witchy and less tea-y.

Promise you’ll visit me in the clink if things go south, though, I’ll need the info on the outside world. Things move way faster in this town than they have any right to. I haven’t met him yet, but he sounds great. Especially if he’d be willing to hear out my sad speech bidding for freedom.

I’ll survive. I’ve had way worse stuff in my mouth. Is that too much information? Sorry. I mean, none of it was human at least. Once I tried lamb’s liver. Never again. Well, lucky for you, I saw a plastic bag by that bench over there. I can help you pick it up.

“Um, wow, that’s--wow. It was a little TMI, but I’ll admit to having those moments myself sometimes, so I can’t judge. Lamb’s liver? That sounds awful, I’m sorry you had to go through that. I’m a vegetarian so anything like that sounds unappealing to me, but especially when it’s lamb. That’s great, thanks. I hope this evens out my karma a little bit. I’d hate to have this be the thing that brought me down.”

Aubrey -- Some rando townie at home/lowkey Mark Morrison in Havensdale @marklost-intime

Benjy -- Shelley P. (he thought she was fierce) @piercing-shelley

Brianna -- She liked Ian’s fancy hair & Julia Saint-Clair was her Gay AwakeningTM (total icon, total goals) @ian-magic-son @tartanprintprincess

Bobbi -- I mean Lulu lbr @lulu-matthews

Cas -- *aggressive shrugging* some peasant girl probs/obvs Ava in Havensdale @h8-u-5ava

Dan -- Karen but he totes lied in HS and said it was the hot Chem teacher @kmcreid

Graham -- who even knows, he doesn’t remember at this point

Kirstie -- Some guy back home???? idk/ Jess in Havensdale @its-jess-bitches

Maggie -- Another rando (where are my havens natives at?)

Paige -- The gym teacher, but she highkey lies and says Duke when asked @dr-obedientprince

Rose -- Ricky B. ( and also Robbie for a hot second before she Got Ahold of herself) @robbie-wilson-ltd @ricky-bmont

Rebecca -- Isaiah (she’ll never EVER admit that though) @theprodigaljennings

Sean -- Erica @e-evans

Shane -- he....doesn’t.....remember.....

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

“Ohhh Mark. Marky Mark. I like him, but he seems really sad. Y’know, like a sad puppy dog, or a sad person, I guess. Yeah, he’s got like, sad puppy dog eyes? I don’t know, he’s still nice. I don’t know if we’re friends, really, ‘cause I’m still new around here and I don’ know how to read everyone yet but I think he likes me? Maybe I can buy him coffee and force him to be friends with me….”

Oh no. Oh dear. [tries her best to grab the tissues but misses] It’ll be fine. Hopefully they’re compostable? Then it’s not so bad. Once the wind cools down, we can try to grab some, okay? It’ll be okay. I promise.

Oh god, I can’t believe I’m such a klutz. Thanks for helping, I really don’t want to be that person. You know, the one who has a bad day and just...makes everyone else’s day bad too. Yeah, that’s probably a good idea. It shouldn’t take too long.

Everything o… [napkins hits her straight in the mouth and has to spend a few seconds pulling it out] Wow. I did not need the taste of paper pulp in my mouth. Fun. If it’s any consolation, not all the napkins hit the ground, so I’m not sure if that counts as litter.

Oh my god. I am so sorry. [Rushes over and stares in concern, hand slapped over her own mouth in horror. She really is off her game without magic]. I will totally buy you a drink or something to get the taste out, I’m so sorry. That’s--I guess that’s true, but they had to land somewhere. I’ll just pick up any cups or fast food bags I see today to balance out my karma.

Wha- Oh! Oh, yeah they’re gone. I‘m gonna miss you when they send you to jail, Aubrey.

[ Pulls back from said spontaneous embrace and grins ] Just kidding. Forget the whole magic thing. If it’s meant to be, it’ll be. Or the wind’ll take it. You wanna go make some crappy cocktails together or what?

Nooo, don’t talk like that, it’s still my first strike. Most likely I’d be assigned community service--probably cleaning up the very napkins I got charged for spreading around town. I--oh. Hey. [Leans into the embrace].

Oh, yikes. That was just embarrassing to watch. Are you really gonna make this ugly ass town even uglier like that?

Okay, dude, thanks for the commentary. Unnecessary as it might be. I’m doing my best here [Glares at him a little from where she’s picking a napkin out of a bush]. Wow, with an attitude like that I’m surprised you haven’t been chased out of this place with a pitchfork yet.

Oh, boy. I’m sure if we sprint for a second, we could pick up a few at the very least. [ stage whispers in her general direction ] I hear you on the ‘no magic’ front, though. Everything feels slightly off without it.

Yeah, we’ve gotta at least--aha! [yells loudly as she manages to trap one of the napkins under a boot heel]--try. We’re not monsters. Okay, good. I was starting to think it was just me being dramatic. It’s hard to be something your whole life and then suddenly...lose it. I’d actually forgotten that I always magicked my keys to me when I left the house until I couldn’t find them this morning. It was devastating.

Hey u guys…..bc I’m super nosy and curious….what are the characters y’all associate with each other? Y’know, like when you think of paige who immediately pops into your mind, or if you were telling someone who kayleigh played which character would you start with/use as an identifier?? 👀 👀

(Reblogging my own post because I’m finally home to do it):

Paige: Danny McReid

Kayleigh: Ruby McReid but ngl also Ryan Mitchell

Gemma: Olivia Winters

Ida: ROBBIE and Lua

Katherine: Angelina Shields

Lauren: Vanessa Fox but u know my trash ass thinks of Ricky B as well

Maya: Penny St. James

Amy: Shelley Pierce without a doubt

Britt: Lorelai Meadows and recently also Kristin Montgomery loml

Lily: Bonnie Brightman

Strud: Rachel Gates OR Beth Morales (but that’s all part of a longer story where i thought strud was two diff people when I first joined)