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I’m John Constantine. I do stupid in spades.

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“don’t leave!” (Jack)
don’t! starters | accepting
“this isn’t your call, jack.” his voice is carefully calm. “there are things i have to do and i’m not going to risk dragging anyone down with me, not even you. so either you let me go right now or i’m out of your life forever.”
“don’t tell anyone.” - tara
don’t! starters | accepting
“and by ‘anyone’ i suppose you mean those friends of yours?” john lights up, looking over at the girl ever so briefly before shrugging. “not your da, not my place to tell you what to do. your secrets are yours so long as you’re not planning on poking into the things that go bump in the night.”
Legends of Tomorrow summaries: 5x05 - “Mortal Khanbat”
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“… What are you, like, 8 years old?”
“Speak of the devil and he appears.” John grinned. “I’m at least 16, I’d say. Eight’s a bit too precocious for me.”

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“don’t touch that!”
dont! starters | accepting
“do you want my help or not?” john didn’t take his hands off the item, giving the other a long look. “my work needs items to work. nothing should be hurt so you can let your pretty little heart rest easy.”
“Don’t” Sentence Starters
Change word choice, punctuation, and pronouns, or add any additional context as-needed.
“don’t!”
“don’t tell anyone.”
“don’t laugh.”
“don’t cry.”
“don’t worry.”
“don’t think about that.”
“don’t hide!”
“don’t eat that!”
“don’t drink that!”
“don’t shoot!”
“don’t talk to them like that!”
“don’t make excuses!”
“don’t flatter yourself!”
“don’t say a word!”
“don’t go near them!”
“don’t lie!”
“don’t use it!”
“don’t get too close!”
“don’t talk!”
“don’t say that!”
“don’t leave!”
“don’t go there!”
“don’t touch that!”
“don’t touch me!”
+ add your own!
“batman got nothing on me.” damnit john

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