more coke, please

I’ve been doing a series of comics about men being deceived by makeup. 

HOW TO: WATCH OITNB

The original character descriptions of Friends!

If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.

this is a few years old so I’m sure it’s done the rounds many times, but it’s SO ACCURATE. by Barry Deutsch

Marina Abramovic meets Ulay “Marina Abramovic and Ulay started an intense love story in the 70s, performing art out of the van they lived in. When they felt the relationship had run its course, they decided to walk the Great Wall of China, each from one end, meeting for one last big hug in the middle and never seeing each other again. at her 2010 MoMa retrospective Marina performed ‘The Artist Is Present’ as part of the show, a minute of silence with each stranger who sat in front of her. Ulay arrived without her knowing it and this is what happened.”

That’s the thing about ham, it demands to be eaten.

Wait. Wrong book.

“Let’s never come back here again, because it will never be as much fun.”