star stuff

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!

call your representatives to urge them to vote against further funding for ice. this is a very easy process through 5calls and it takes 2-3 minutes. you are almost guaranteed to leave a voicemail so please don’t feel nervous or stressed about it, this is something that could make a difference. all you need to do is put in your zip code and the site will provide a script and the numbers for your representatives.

the deadline is january 30th and it’s good to call frequently if you can

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]