Groping for Glory

Sick sick sick of possibility of being fucking recorded every waking second by tiktok obsessed quasi celebs. Video titled something like "Caught him thinking he's the main character" but it was just a kid wearing headphones, looking out the bus window. Of course it was posted without his knowledge. Stop recording strangers and everything you see, nobody gives a shit and not everyone is happy to be on tiktok or youtube because of a moron with no braincells and an account. What could be a forgettable awkward moment is now permanently there for the victim of lackabrainis infested idiot to get anxious about forever.

No YouTuber will ever top the phrase "A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese."

i cant fucking take it anymore. (standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)

When I say “last year,” I’m talking about 2019

That was the last year, everything after that was just incomprehensible screams of the damned

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

I had a dream that Nickelodeon had a 2 hour Roast of Butch Hartman special and they kept showing disclaimers at the end of every commercial break saying that this program would be the only time “fuck” was said on Nickelodeon

I wish this was real